And they say our police are useless

[dpbird90]

Look what happened in Nigeria:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/7846822.st...

I'm sorry, but it's a GOAT FFS!

[metro lover]

Guilty!!

Ps. say no to drugs

[Bushmaster]

The owner is quoted as saying 'The pigs really got my goat this time.'

[Austin.J]

My boss just asked me why my keyboard has coffee all over it... 'tis not just me who needs a new one now!

Stupid goat!

[Pesty]

Tell me again why do we pump so much money into that continent? witchcraft, and shape changing thieves.

[metro lover]

Pesty said:

Tell me again why do we pump so much money into that continent? witchcraft, and shape changing thieves.

Because, they're oh so funny! little scamps with thier naive ways

[12joe340]

almost as bad as america

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ExpFuwagvNo

[collateral]

Goat curry tastes just like lamb. I was disappointed.

[Bushmaster]

collateral said:

Goat curry tastes just like lamb. I was disappointed.

That's because it never was lamb.

[sadako]

I don't know if the police there are useless. An angry mob shows up with the goat, easiest way to disband them is to "arrest" the goat and declare it a free lunch.

[Bushmaster]

We did it too - not that long ago some people in Geordie-land hanged a monkey for being a French spy.

[cobra kid]

Bushmaster said:

We did it too - not that long ago some people in Geordie-land hanged a monkey for being a French spy.

Hartlepool and German or Russian?

[glazbagun]

Bushmaster said:

We did it too - not that long ago some people in Geordie-land hanged a monkey for being a French spy.

Tis true. Crazy lot, the English.

[Brown and Boris]

No kidding?

[Bushmaster]

glazbagun said:

Bushmaster said:

We did it too - not that long ago some people in Geordie-land hanged a monkey for being a French spy.

Tis true. Crazy lot, the English.

Apparently the locals held a fair trial for the monkey and it did not deny being a French spy so was obviously found guilty. Geordies, daft as brushes.

[BiggusLaddus]

cobra kid said:

Bushmaster said:

We did it too - not that long ago some people in Geordie-land hanged a monkey for being a French spy.

Hartlepool and German or Russian?

Hartlepool yes, but he was definately a French spy. Directly appointed by Bonaparte.

[shirt]

yep, which is why hartlepoolians are referred to as 'monkey hangers'.

[Einion Yrth]

Bushmaster said:

[ Geordies, daft as brushes.

Possibly, but not resident in Hartlepool, and therefore irrelevant.

[MaxAndRuby]

Africans are thick as fk. Next they'll be giving self-certification mortgages to people who don't have jobs, rolling the mortgages into complex financial instruments, overvaluing them based upon unsustainable property prices, then paying themselves massive cash bonuses and ruining the world!

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

When suicide bombers die, they come back reincarneted as pigs