Nigerian Scammer could be a PHer!!
Nigerian Scammer could be a PHer!!
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Dilligaf10

Original Poster:

2,431 posts

239 months

Sunday 25th January 2009
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Judging by the punctuation, spelling and grammar I reckon it is a PHer who is The Nigerian Scammer".

And I quote:
"may i introduce myself as Mr Michael Madu former minister for agriculture in fedral Republic of Zembagwe , i was sacked because of the land decree act which the wicked ruler presedent Robert Mugabi put into law there by taking the white farmers there land by forse, we where few members of the executives as christains who objected to the land reform act which resulted in the assasination of my wife and my dauther.

During the rioting my house and property was burnt, i was the next target because the government accused us of sabotaging the government, as i know that i am a real christain and cannot suporte evil as a true assemblies of God believer, i objected to the land reform act, and i took the government to court.

After my investigations i found out that i was the next to assasinate after two of our protesting members was murderd in a cold blood.i was advised to run out of the country for sefty for it has resulted to a tribal killing.

The worst part of it is that those lands taking out from the white farmers are giving to president Mugabis tribe members and kingsmen. it is evidently clear that those lands are in my tribe areas.

During my stay as the minister of agriculture i sent my wife to deposite a total sum of (six million dollas ) in benin Republic as i am the enemy of the goverment after my house was burnt and my account frozen. i run for safty in benin republic where i am hiding for safty i want you to assist me to use the money for and investment in your country, and i want to come and live in your country and use the money for an investment out of the total money i will give you 30% of the total amount . i want you to Call me and send to me your country of origin your private phone number for more details or reply me back.
In Replying this mail Send to me your contacts to me.
May the Allmighty God i am serving grant you more Blessings."


Anyone want to confess?

allnighter

6,663 posts

251 months

Sunday 25th January 2009
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whistle and breaks into Shaggy's song....


But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)

She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me) whistle

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 25th January 2009
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Zembagwe...

rofl

Biker's Nemesis

41,389 posts

237 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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its snot me.

svm

293 posts

216 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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[quote]which resulted in the assasination of my wife and my dauther.
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Glad he's worried about sorting the money out then. His life would be terible otherwise...

Glassman

24,931 posts

244 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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I like how "sefty" and "dollas" really captures the accent

SS HSV

9,646 posts

287 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Nigerian said:
i run for safty
Who is safty, is that a sponsor? nuts

Glassman

24,931 posts

244 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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"christains"

Jasandjules

72,566 posts

258 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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Reply back, as a Devil Worshipper I am morally obliged not to help Christians.

Kind Regards,

....

jshell

12,056 posts

234 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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What was his phone number for you to call back?

Scraggles

7,619 posts

253 months

Monday 26th January 2009
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if it was an email, give the mods the IP address, most scammers wont know how to change it smile