Living next to a brothel.

[chunkymonkey71]

I was told yesterday that the apartment block oppostite mine has a brothel in it...


Just wanted to share that with you PHers... now I know why I can never get a parking space.

[Cheeky Jim]

You need to go and sample, provide pics and feedback...

[SystemParanoia]

residents discount?

[MK4 Slowride]

So that's why you started a thread on 'what binoculars' then?

Come to a conclusion?

[Nobody You Know]

SystemParanoia said:

residents discount?

Just tell them you want a weekly freebee or you'll complain.....

[sprinter885]

Is this the TVRMoneyPit thread disguised under another title ???????

[Mekon]

We used to live up the road from a really grotty old girl. When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars. I would say that it bought the neighbourhood down, but the methadone clinic at the end of the road, the dealer next door but one, and the various student flats meant it just added colour to the place.

[Neil_H]

Support your local business?

[Pferdestarke]

Many apartment blocks in most cities have independant escorts working from them. I've a friend who unsuspectingly rented one of his out to a rather attractive 'BBW' which resulted in scores of complaints from the flats from above, below and to the side.

His neighbours got sick of the sound of Miss Whiplash delivering devastating blows to the derrieres of many a punter.

She also caused problems by constantly flushing soiled prophylactics down the toilet which meant DynoRod had to be called upon to 'rod' their drains.

Oh, and then she propped a soiled mattress up in the communal bin area and it remained there for three months.

He got rid, but I bet he boned her.

[SpydieNut]

Mekon said:

We used to live up the road from a really grotty old girl. When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars. I would say that it bought the neighbourhood down, but the methadone clinic at the end of the road, the dealer next door but one, and the various student flats meant it just added colour to the place.

did pink complete your rainbow?

[DrTre]

Mekon said:

When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars.

I'm confused at the money making potential in this business endeavour.
Did people lob change into it as they drove past or something?

[SpydieNut]

DrTre said:

Mekon said:

When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars.

I'm confused at the money making potential in this business endeavour.
Did people lob change into it as they drove past or something?

sort of like the auotmatic lane on a toll road - as long as you have the exact change, you can just toss it in the basket and carry on.

[10 Pence Short]

SpydieNut said:

DrTre said:

Mekon said:

When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars.

I'm confused at the money making potential in this business endeavour.
Did people lob change into it as they drove past or something?

sort of like the auotmatic lane on a toll road - as long as you have the exact change, you can just toss it in the basket and carry on.

Sounds nasty.

Bet her 'beard' was full of old cornflakes and crisp packets and everything.

[DrTre]

SpydieNut said:

sort of like the auotmatic lane on a toll road - as long as you have the exact change, you can just toss it in the basket and carry on.

That's precisely what I was envisaging.

Christ, I hate to think where the receipt would appear from.

[Mekon]

I think it was meant to entice people to pull over. It looked kinda like this:

[Neil_H]

DrTre said:

Mekon said:

When she used to get desperate for money, she'd flash her gunt at passing cars.

I'm confused at the money making potential in this business endeavour.
Did people lob change into it as they drove past or something?

Try and get the coin in the slot?

[Munter]

Mekon said:

I think it was meant to entice people to pull over.

Yeah the street walkers down the road will bend over and lift up their skirt in summer to "show you the goods". Mind you one had more goods than you'd expect on a ... "Lady".

[cjm]

chunkymonkey71 said:

I was told yesterday that the apartment block oppostite mine has a brothel in it...


Just wanted to share that with you PHers... now I know why I can never get a parking space.

You bored in work!!

I heard there is a pole dancing club in the next close along for your new flat!

[DrTre]

Mekon said:

I think it was meant to entice people to pull over. It looked kinda like this:

[minimatt1967]

Munter said:

Mekon said:

I think it was meant to entice people to pull over.

Yeah the street walkers down the road will bend over and lift up their skirt in summer to "show you the goods". Mind you one had more goods than you'd expect on a ... "Lady".

Now there's a lovely concept!