Ronnie Barker skit, I thought funny
Discussion
This was originally shown on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes).
Irony is that they received not one complaint! The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds.
Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms and not wetting your pants as you read ...
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards.
One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and losing her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fassive mart. 'Who's fust jarted?' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome
hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
THE END.
Irony is that they received not one complaint! The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds.
Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms and not wetting your pants as you read ...
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards.
One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian.
She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks and losing her slass glipper.
The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in.
Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fassive mart. 'Who's fust jarted?' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome
hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.
The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
THE END.
Marf said:
Thanks that's that cleared up, now to clean pizza form laptop screen!I think that this is probably the closest the two Ronnies got to profanity.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZK_w1bUpYA
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZK_w1bUpYA
XJSJohn said:
Happy, you know anyone that works at Aggreko here?? Only a mate from said company and me were trying to remember this a week ago, and he e-mailed it over to me a few days ago ... and yes, we thought it was a Ronnie B too until put to rights.
No sorry John, I have got a load of their penguins on hire though and they're shoite!HappyGoLucky said:
XJSJohn said:
Happy, you know anyone that works at Aggreko here?? Only a mate from said company and me were trying to remember this a week ago, and he e-mailed it over to me a few days ago ... and yes, we thought it was a Ronnie B too until put to rights.
No sorry John, I have got a load of their penguins on hire though and they're shoite!
that i cannot help with ...... not my counter! XJSJohn said:
HappyGoLucky said:
XJSJohn said:
Happy, you know anyone that works at Aggreko here?? Only a mate from said company and me were trying to remember this a week ago, and he e-mailed it over to me a few days ago ... and yes, we thought it was a Ronnie B too until put to rights.
No sorry John, I have got a load of their penguins on hire though and they're shoite! that i cannot help with ...... not my counter! 
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