DIY Help! My slate tiles smell of poo!
DIY Help! My slate tiles smell of poo!
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NIIKME

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562 posts

250 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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So due to a small leak in our kitchen, we had the whole floor replaced under our insurance policy. Naturally we made the most of the budget and laid a natural slate tile sourced from B&Q. The job was finished last Friday and whilst it looks great I cant get rid of a HORRIFIC smell coming from the tiles.. .it smells like raw sewage and permeates to the rest of the house? I have tried a clean, and sealant (yesterday) but no apparent change to the smell yet. Any ideas folks !? Any builders in the house ?!

Edited by NIIKME on Wednesday 28th January 15:40

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

273 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Shouldn't have buried that loss adjuster under the new floor, obviously.

MaxAndRuby

6,792 posts

261 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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NIIKME said:
Any builders in the house ?!
That's what I was going to ask!

SpydieNut

5,956 posts

252 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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who laid the tiles and did you piss them off before they'd finished??

jas xjr

11,309 posts

268 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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did you dry out the floor that you laid the tiles on first? if it was floorboard s or other flooring? did you take the boards up and dry that area? i am hoping it was a solid floor...

Simpo Two

92,670 posts

294 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Could it be the fixative/adhesive/grout etc curing?

NIIKME

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562 posts

250 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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hmm he did leave the door unlocked one night argue

would he really have tiled over a poo ?

Neil_H

15,418 posts

280 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Are you sure you bought slate tiles and not petrified human waste? It's an easy mistake to make in B&Q, the ailses are right next to each other.

fathomfive

11,216 posts

219 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Sounds like they did a crap job either way.

NIIKME

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562 posts

250 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Simpo Two said:
Could it be the fixative/adhesive/grout etc curing?
my thoughts exactly but the grout def does not smell, the tiles do. could it be the adhesive under the tile "going off" ? still ?

PS its a solid concrete floor and we had a dehumidifier in there for 4 weeks in order to gain a great looking certificate.

JJCW

2,449 posts

215 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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stty situation...

Thudd

3,100 posts

236 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Tile adhesive smells like rotten fish.

Steamer

14,173 posts

242 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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When you first bought the tiles you must have noticed if they smelt or not...

...therefore eliminating the tile and pointing the smelly finger of suspicion straight at your fitter and the surprise pasty he left under the floor.

NIIKME

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562 posts

250 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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well ive laid a few tiles in the past... just a few... and ive also smelt rotten fish, and ive cetainly smelt a lot of poo. I can whole heartedly say this is the smell of poo.

adam85

1,264 posts

220 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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JJCW said:
stty situation...
You'll get slated for that one!

NIIKME

Original Poster:

562 posts

250 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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Steamer said:
When you first bought the tiles you must have noticed if they smelt or not...

...therefore eliminating the tile and pointing the smelly finger of suspicion straight at your fitter and the surprise pasty he left under the floor.
good point steamer, you must be some sort of professional. the tiles in the box did NOT smell of poo. scratchchin

Edited by NIIKME on Wednesday 28th January 15:58

SpydieNut

5,956 posts

252 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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i've got it

your tiler was desperate for a dump, but running behind, so he crimped off a length on your kitchen floor, then tiled over it.

yum enjoy cooking in that kitchen vomit

HTH

MrV

2,748 posts

257 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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NIIKME said:
So due to a small leak in our kitchen, we had the whole floor replaced under our insurance policy. Naturally we made the most of the budget and laid a natural slate tile sourced from B&Q. The job was finished last Friday and whilst it looks great I cant get rid of a HORRIFIC smell coming from the tiles.. .it smells like raw sewage and permeates to the rest of the house? I have tried a clean, and sealant (yesterday) but no apparent change to the smell yet. Any ideas folks !? Any builders in the house ?!

Edited by NIIKME on Wednesday 28th January 15:40
First question have you smelt a slate from the same batch that hasn't been laid (assuming you have a few spares ?)and is it a solid or suspended floor ?


We use slate floors a lot and can't say I have ever noticed this before ,small list of maybes are

Flooring was not allowed to dry out properly and it is the waste water still trapped in it

The tile adhesive has reacted to the floor


Simpo Two

92,670 posts

294 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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If the leak was waste water/sewage then you'd have smelt it before the new floor was laid. Similarly on the 'pikey fitter crapping under it' theme I don't see how molecules of poo smell can get through solid slate, or even grout in that time.

Face it, your dog has crimped off a length behind the fridge hehe

Nightmare

5,279 posts

313 months

Wednesday 28th January 2009
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surely no poo in the world will still smell 5 days later?