I feel like killing my OH....
Discussion
Why oh why does she:
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
CivicMan said:
Why oh why does she:
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
Why oh why..... i'd imagine she has better things to think about than matching your levels of anal-retentiveness !! HTH AICMFP Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
I swear my ex used to load the dishwasher from a range of about eight feet. Something I don't miss. Nor her method of putting crockery away on top of whatever else was in the cupboard and quickly shutting the door.
I'm sure, though, that if you asked your OH you would learn about some of your own 'lovable quirks'.....
I'm sure, though, that if you asked your OH you would learn about some of your own 'lovable quirks'.....
CivicMan said:
Why oh why does she:
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
She is a bloke AICMFP.Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
pp
Pickled Piper said:
CivicMan said:
Why oh why does she:
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
She is a bloke AICMFP.Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
pp
Had an ex that did two things that drove me nuts.
1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
Asterix said:
Had an ex that did two things that drove me nuts.
1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
Mrs Monkey does both of them too!!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
chunkymonkey71 said:
Asterix said:
Had an ex that did two things that drove me nuts.
1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
Mrs Monkey does both of them too!!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
CivicMan said:
Why oh why does she:
Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
She's a woman, what more or less would you expect? Standard Operating Proceedure for the fairer sex I'm afraid.Use metal spoons in non stick saucepans?
Never rewind the power lead on the Dyson, just scrumple it it in a heap?
Put cutlery in the dishwasher upside down?
Never put the cap back on the toothpaste?
Frequently collect anything in the house that belongs to me and dump it on my desk?
Leave After Eight wrappers in the box?
ALWAYS, bloody ALWAYS, paint her nails just as we are about to go out?
The list could go on.. and I getting old? Do I need to get out more? Or does anybody else have similar problems?
Have you also noticed the mind numbing statements?
"We need a bigger bin for the kitchen"
why?
"because this one is always full"
yep, it will be if you don't empty it... a bigger one will take a little longer to fill, but if you don't empty it IT WILL STILL ALWAYS BE FULL
Asterix said:
chunkymonkey71 said:
Asterix said:
Had an ex that did two things that drove me nuts.
1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
Mrs Monkey does both of them too!!! AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!!1. Dumped used teabags in the sink. The bin was 2 foot away!
2. Would put lids back on jars and bottles so loose that when you picked something out of the fridge by the top it would just clear the shelf, come loose, drop and smash all over the floor, my shoes and the bottom of my trousers. Every bloody time.
I, of course, am perfect...
t... about 3 years! chunkymonkey71 said:
It still bugs me that we have about 50 fking cushions on our bed.
WHY WHY WHY???
Because it REALLY impresses all the other split ar5es that spend all day round at your house drinking your coffee, watching your colourvision, and cooing moronically about interior design while you are out earning a crust.king cushions on our bed.WHY WHY WHY???
Edited by ultegra on Thursday 29th January 09:42
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