halfords funny story

[scoobykev15]

this guy walked into my shop last week and asked for a set of feeler guages to check his plug gaps of 1.3 mm with, so i went and picked a set of metric feelers off the shelf and put them in front of him.he looked at them and told me they were no use because they only went up to .8mm. So i took them out of the packet and put the .5 and the .8 blades together,only to be told that the assistant manager of our brand new local halfords had told him that you could`nt do that!

[Adenauer]

I fancy some cheese.

[AJS-]

Is it a cheese shop?

[MK4 Slowride]

This weeks I have been mostly, boonemic.

[danrc]

That's outstanding, you should think about having it published maybe?

[Murray993]

unbelievable that anyone at Halfords who would help you to that degree. The only time I have seen anyone get help is with Stereos/Sat Nav and Bikes.

You need to think more about your readers.

[Neil_H]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[chunkymonkey71]

Skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a pint of beer and a mop.

There. Thats a better story.

[tricky69]

WTF, since when did they change the meaning of funny ?

[ofcorsa]

scoobykev15 said:

There ya go

I've quoted the funny bits

[dougc]

BAHN-STORMA said:

Neil_H said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's got no nose.

How does it smell? :teesitup:

[Adenauer]

BAHN-STORMA said:

Neil_H said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's got no nose.

How does he smell?

[Neil_H]

dougc said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

Neil_H said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's got no nose.

How does it smell? :teesitup:

Awful :knocksitdown:

[chunkymonkey71]

scoobykev15 said:

this guy walked into my shop last week and asked for a set of feeler guages to check his plug gaps of 1.3 mm with, so i went and picked a set of metric feelers off the shelf and put them in front of him.he looked at them and told me they were no use because they only went up to .8mm. So i took them out of the packet and put the .5 and the .8 blades together,only to be told that the assistant manager of our brand new local halfords had told him that you could`nt do that!

guy walks into halfords and asks for a ripspeed exhaust and some neon lights.

How we laughed!

[evenflow]

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[dougc]

Neil_H said:

dougc said:

BAHN-STORMA said:

Neil_H said:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

My dog's got no nose.

How does it smell? :teesitup:

Awful :knocksitdown:

Good work chaps - I feel we have brought a slice of comedy to the thread.

[Republik]

The days must fly by.

[scoobykev15]

thats the last time i will ever bother with pistonheads.the boards are becoming overrun with pricks who think they are good pisstakers.

[Chris_w666]

When does the funny bit get posted?

[evenflow]

You've only gone and done it now