Cover your eyes PH! Apostrophes no longer important........
Cover your eyes PH! Apostrophes no longer important........
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Martial Arts Man

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6,703 posts

215 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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So it seems our esteemed leaders at Birmingham City Council have decreed that apostrophes are to be removed from road signage; apparently in the name of consistency...

Er, how is the incorrect use of our language consistent?

Consistent with the idiots who don't know how to use them, that's for sure!

This dumbing down has got to stop!


MAM

P.S. PH grammar police.....I wouldn't come to Brum if I were you......the blood pressure!

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

273 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Odd since standardised spelling and punctuation were originally introduced for the sake of consistency. Ho hum.

Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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If you had heard the moron on Sky News a little while ago, councillor something or other, it becomes apparent that the true reason for this silliness is that he doesn't know how to use apostrophes himself.

His justification was that apostrophes have only been in use since the 1700s and are therefore a recent introduction.

He then went on to ask if those who supported the correct use of the English language wanted us to use spellings from the Doomesday (sp?) book?........Total and utter plank!

How long before the use of apostrophes is removed from the national curriculum? Eejits the lot of 'em!


MAM


Bushmaster

27,580 posts

308 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Its bonker's.


Einion Yrth

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273 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Its bonker's.
Go and stand in the corner. You know why.

Sixpackpert

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243 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
He then went on to ask if those who supported the correct use of the English language wanted us to use spellings from the Doomesday (sp?) book?........Total and utter plank!
Road Forketh Ahead

Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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Bushmaster said:
Its bonker's.
wink

BoRED S2upid

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269 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
P.S. PH grammar police.....I wouldn't come to Brum if I were you......the blood pressure!
I would have thought when one puts ... three is sufficient not five or six as above.

tom g

1,046 posts

224 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Uh, when an apostrophe forms part of a name, it's not bad grammar to remove it. It's a change of name. So there.

I live in Bishop's Stortford, but always remove the ', due to so many websites struggling with it.

anonymous-user

83 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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I heard on the radio that someone carries a marker pen in their car & corrects any punctuation errors on signs. Sounds a good idea. I bet I have missed some in this reply..

Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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tom g said:
Uh, when an apostrophe forms part of a name, it's not bad grammar to remove it. It's a change of name. So there.

I live in Bishop's Stortford, but always remove the ', due to so many websites struggling with it.
That's all well and good if it makes sense, post removal.

The example Sky used "St. Paul's square" (one of the nicer parts of the city) makes little sense as "St. Pauls square".

MAM

Bowler

915 posts

240 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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So does these means the idiots that frequent the Council House are going to piss away more of my Council Tax on replacing the Road signs? If it's anything like the City Council that I know, the answer is yes, so that the [insert immigrant population name here] can understand.

FlossyThePig

4,143 posts

272 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
Martial Arts Man said:
P.S. PH grammar police.....I wouldn't come to Brum if I were you......the blood pressure!
I would have thought when one puts ... three is sufficient not five or six as above.
That would be an elipsis …
and we are talking about apostophesnerd

Eric Mc

125,606 posts

294 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
tom g said:
Uh, when an apostrophe forms part of a name, it's not bad grammar to remove it. It's a change of name. So there.

I live in Bishop's Stortford, but always remove the ', due to so many websites struggling with it.
That's all well and good if it makes sense, post removal.

The example Sky used "St. Paul's square" (one of the nicer parts of the city) makes little sense as "St. Pauls square".

MAM
I always thought that "St Paul's Square" meant that St Paul wasn't a hippy.

TWSTEEL

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218 months

Friday 30th January 2009
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So you think St. Paul's got problems? He's in good shape compared to some of the others smile

What about poor St. James.

In London he has a St. James's Park whilst in Newcastle he has a St. James' Park.

Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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BoRED S2upid said:
Martial Arts Man said:
P.S. PH grammar police.....I wouldn't come to Brum if I were you......the blood pressure!
I would have thought when one puts ... three is sufficient not five or six as above.
What is my sentence? biggrin

MAM


Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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TWSTEEL said:
In London he has a St. James's Park whilst in Newcastle he has a St. James' Park.
Both are correct, non?

MAM

TWSTEEL

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Friday 30th January 2009
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Martial Arts Man said:
TWSTEEL said:
In London he has a St. James's Park whilst in Newcastle he has a St. James' Park.
Both are correct, non?

MAM
Oui!
But also the cause of untold rows in the north east biggrin

Martial Arts Man

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Friday 30th January 2009
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TWSTEEL said:
Martial Arts Man said:
TWSTEEL said:
In London he has a St. James's Park whilst in Newcastle he has a St. James' Park.
Both are correct, non?

MAM
Oui!
But also the cause of untold rows in the north east biggrin
Really??

What do they want it changed to?

I bet St. James would rather not be associated with NUFC at all, if he had a choice!


MAM

Eric Mc

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Friday 30th January 2009
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TWSTEEL said:
So you think St. Paul's got problems? He's in good shape compared to some of the others smile

What about poor St. James.

In London he has a St. James's Park whilst in Newcastle he has a St. James' Park.
There must be a lot of saintly Jimmies in Newcastle (or should that not be Glasgow?).