Our miniature Daschund has a strange hobby
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We have two dogs, a Jack Russell and a miniature short haired Daschund.
They both live in the garage under the house and have free range of the surrounding farmer's fields. So far, so good.
Like most Daschund's, Maxwell likes to hunt and kill Rabbits. He also likes to bury the corpses in our flower bed. Nothing strange there I thought?
Unfortunately, he has taken on a new leisure pursuit...
When we have guests around to our house, Maxwell elects to dig up one of these poor deceased Rabbits. (He prefers the ones that have been buried for at least three weeks). He drags the rotting corpse to the front door step in front of all onlookers and proceeds to shag the arse off it (literally).
This behaviour is mildly diconcerting and has upset the Wife's friends.
The little bugger has already had his balls chopped off last year but this seemingly has had little effect.
I phoned a local dog pscychologist who suggested that he may be suffering from Necrophilia.
When I pointed out to her that Maxwell didn't seem to be suffering at all - he was quite enjoying himself, she put the phone down on me.
Our next door neighbour has just had a litter of Yorkshire Terriers. I am now bricking it!
They both live in the garage under the house and have free range of the surrounding farmer's fields. So far, so good.
Like most Daschund's, Maxwell likes to hunt and kill Rabbits. He also likes to bury the corpses in our flower bed. Nothing strange there I thought?
Unfortunately, he has taken on a new leisure pursuit...
When we have guests around to our house, Maxwell elects to dig up one of these poor deceased Rabbits. (He prefers the ones that have been buried for at least three weeks). He drags the rotting corpse to the front door step in front of all onlookers and proceeds to shag the arse off it (literally).
This behaviour is mildly diconcerting and has upset the Wife's friends.
The little bugger has already had his balls chopped off last year but this seemingly has had little effect.
I phoned a local dog pscychologist who suggested that he may be suffering from Necrophilia.
When I pointed out to her that Maxwell didn't seem to be suffering at all - he was quite enjoying himself, she put the phone down on me.
Our next door neighbour has just had a litter of Yorkshire Terriers. I am now bricking it!
Edited by wazza on Friday 30th January 13:11
That is very funny 
However I am very jealous that you have got a sossige dog (although I'd like a nice one, not a pervy one like yours
) I was meant to be getting one for my birthday last year, but they only had longhairs.
I'm going to call it Otto von Hindenburg
Mrs Orb(s) suggested a female and we could call it Heidi Sausage
However I am very jealous that you have got a sossige dog (although I'd like a nice one, not a pervy one like yours
) I was meant to be getting one for my birthday last year, but they only had longhairs.I'm going to call it Otto von Hindenburg
Mrs Orb(s) suggested a female and we could call it Heidi Sausage
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