No more Drunken Sailors!
Discussion
So Drunken Sailors have been morphed into Grumpy Pirates and it's not due to political correctness.....whatever next???!!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7860869.stm
Simpo Two said:
But piracy is illegal - are we not enouraging our children to take up a life of piracy?
Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
Yes, I would have thought it far worse to foster a cuddly image of piracy and suggest that it can be countered by tickling. Maybe the people who thought this up should be rushed to Somalia to see how effective their approach is?Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
Jasandjules said:
Berserker LM said:
Simpo Two said:
But piracy is illegal - are we not enouraging our children to take up a life of piracy?
Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
More honorable than Banking, my friend... Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
Snake the Sniper said:
If I ever have kids, they are all getting taught the very oldest, dirtiest shanties I can find. f
king wky PC bks.
Quite right, me 'earties... If me dog could sing, he'd done it long ago! Long live The Drunken Sailor, C'pn Pugwash, Seaman Stains, MasterBaits, The Good Ship Venus, And All Who Sail In 'er!!! And I always thought Rosie n' Jim were up to no good as well... Kind of thing that drew me to a life afloat in the firstplace! And trust me, it's a WONDERFUL life! And no PC group is EVER going to do anything other than make us laugh..! king wky PC bks.
Berserker LM said:
Jasandjules said:
Berserker LM said:
Simpo Two said:
But piracy is illegal - are we not enouraging our children to take up a life of piracy?
Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
More honorable than Banking, my friend... Digested of Tenbridge Rolls
What do we do with a stupid Scotsman?
What do we do with a stupid Scotsman?
What do we do with a stupid Scotsman?
Sitting in par-la-ment...
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
ear-ly in the mornin...
What do we do with a stupid Scotsman?
What do we do with a stupid Scotsman?
Sitting in par-la-ment...
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
Put him in Downing street till he ruins us
ear-ly in the mornin...
Simpo Two said:
Oh I don't know, there's not much difference between 'Give us all your money or we'll kill you' (Pirate) and 'Give us all your money because now is an ideal time to invest, and we'll beat the stockmarket, no really, we will' (Banker)...
It's more, Give us all your money or we'll kill you V give us your money and we'll make a killing303Hound said:
shouldn't it be an angry pirate?
What should we do with the angry pirate?
What should we do with the angry pirate?
What should we do with the angry pirate?
Kick her in the shiiin
Hooray and there she hops
Hooray and there she hops
Hooray and there she hops
With jizm in here e-ye
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ang...
Edited by Mark-2 on Saturday 31st January 09:01
I gather the Punch and Judy booth at the park is to be turned into a demilitarised zone 
and hopscotch is to be banned for the under 15's - it will now be known as jumpalcoholfreebeverage because of the two references to alcohol in the original. Of course once your children are aged over 15 you can permit them to play a moderate number of games of hopscotch in your own home, and under your close supervision.
and hopscotch is to be banned for the under 15's - it will now be known as jumpalcoholfreebeverage because of the two references to alcohol in the original. Of course once your children are aged over 15 you can permit them to play a moderate number of games of hopscotch in your own home, and under your close supervision.Gassing Station | The Pie & Piston Archive | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff