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V8mate

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45,899 posts

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Monday 2nd February 2009
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Snow event.

What the fk are you lame-arsed weathermen talking about?

Who came up with this nonsense? It's not an event, it's the weather you idiot fkers. We don't have a sun event or a rain event.

The Winter Olympics are a snow event; white stuff falling from the sky is just SNOW! furious



Off to find some breakfast

Edited by V8mate on Monday 2nd February 09:28

Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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I was just getting used to it being called travel chaos too

V8mate

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Monday 2nd February 2009
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Don't tell Gordon; if he hears that it's an event, he'll start to sell taxation tickets for us to 'experience' it.

Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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I thought this was a Weather Crunch™, which is a precursor to a Climate Recession™.

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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BBC - "Feels like".

WTF, isn't the actual temperature sensational enough for them? Now they have to exaggerate it by 3 to 5 degrees to make it sound worse than it actually is with the phrase "Feels like".

It's 0 degrees, so please don't give us that crap about -5 when it isn't.

They never cease in their efforts to earn even more of my contempt.

Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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Balmoral Green said:
BBC - "Feels like".

WTF, isn't the actual temperature sensational enough for them? Now they have to exaggerate it by 3 to 5 degrees to make it sound worse than it actually is with the phrase "Feels like".

It's 0 degrees, so please don't give us that crap about -5 when it isn't.

They never cease in their efforts to earn even more of my contempt.
Boils my proverbial that one, especially when steve wright in particular bleets on about it on R2.

asbo

26,140 posts

243 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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This always makes me laugh.

When it snows north of the border, people just get on with their lives.

As soon as you southern woofters get the merest sniff of the white stuff though, all effing hell breaks loose!

I cannot understand it. FFS it's only snow, deal with it.

courtster

1,491 posts

245 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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Balmoral Green said:
BBC - "Feels like".

WTF, isn't the actual temperature sensational enough for them? Now they have to exaggerate it by 3 to 5 degrees to make it sound worse than it actually is with the phrase "Feels like".

It's 0 degrees, so please don't give us that crap about -5 when it isn't.

They never cease in their efforts to earn even more of my contempt.
Isn't 'feels like' the dumb term for the percentage of 'relative humidity'?

V8mate

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45,899 posts

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Monday 2nd February 2009
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courtster said:
Balmoral Green said:
BBC - "Feels like".

WTF, isn't the actual temperature sensational enough for them? Now they have to exaggerate it by 3 to 5 degrees to make it sound worse than it actually is with the phrase "Feels like".

It's 0 degrees, so please don't give us that crap about -5 when it isn't.

They never cease in their efforts to earn even more of my contempt.
Isn't 'feels like' the dumb term for the percentage of 'relative humidity'?
I think they used to call it the 'wind chill factor'.

Balmoral Green

42,561 posts

277 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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V8mate said:
I think they used to call it the 'wind chill factor'.
Indeed, and there is nothing wrong with that, it is easily understood.

But I reckon that the BBC have abandoned the phrase for this new one specifically as it allows them to be more sensational and misleading. They have changed the link with wind chill from a legitimate one to a now very tenuous one, if it is mentioned at all.

Edited by Balmoral Green on Monday 2nd February 11:54

fatboy b

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245 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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Stu R said:
I was just getting used to it being called travel chaos too
Don't worry, it'll be "phew - what a scorcher" in a few months time.

Stu R

21,634 posts

244 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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fatboy b said:
Stu R said:
I was just getting used to it being called travel chaos too
Don't worry, it'll be "phew - what a scorcher" in a few months time.
When the hosepipe bans are in place of course.

wildoliver

9,297 posts

245 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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Agreed. It's zero degrees, it feels like zero degrees. It's colder than usual because........It's zero degrees. And far be it for me to agree with a Scotsman wink but the chap above really has got it in one this countries attitude towards perfectly normal weather is absurd. Bit of snow = Blizzard Arctic conditions people dying of hypothermia. Bit of wind = Hurricanes people dying for standing under trees. Bit of water = Flooding people dying because they decide to go for a walk down a street that's covered in water and fall down a drain. Bit of sun = Hottest summer on record, droughts, hosepipe bans and people dying of heat exhaustion.

England doesn't get extreme weather, it just can't cope with anything outside of mild drizzle.

Horse_Apple

3,795 posts

271 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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V8mate said:
Snow event.

What the fk are you lame-arsed weathermen talking about?

Who came up with this nonsense? It's not an event, it's the weather you idiot fkers. We don't have a sun event or a rain event.

The Winter Olympics are a snow event; white stuff falling from the sky is just SNOW! furious



Off to find some breakfast

Edited by V8mate on Monday 2nd February 09:28
I'm half waiting for some news reader to claim that today is our 9-11. Maybe it will be remembered as 2-2. Which appropriately, is what ought to be put to the head of most modern media playersbiggrin

V8mate

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Monday 2nd February 2009
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anonymous said:
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As in 'gangster bankers' or....?

off_again

13,917 posts

263 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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At least it keeps the Global Warming conspiracy people out of the news / media.

Mello

6,300 posts

263 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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It's just a 'negative warm and dry situation' shurely?

10 Pence Short

32,880 posts

246 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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Right, this snow thing has been a big event. Really big.

Where's my BBC specially made logo for it? WHERE IS MY LOGO? I DEMAND MY LOGO.

V8mate

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45,899 posts

218 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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10 Pence Short said:
Right, this snow thing has been a big event. Really big.

Where's my BBC specially made logo for it? WHERE IS MY LOGO? I DEMAND MY LOGO.
Here you go.

It got covered in snow...


Marf

22,907 posts

270 months

Monday 2nd February 2009
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hehe