Biggest **** in your office
Biggest **** in your office
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chunkymonkey71

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13,167 posts

227 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Every office has a complete tt.

Feel free to share with the PH Group Therapy team stories about your office tt and why he/she is such a person...

M3CHA-MONK3Y

6,095 posts

224 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Theres only 6 of us in my office. I'm the tt

V8mate

45,899 posts

218 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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I'm all alone in my office. Every day.

You said every office has one.

Does that mean that...... it's me? frown

nonplussed

3,338 posts

258 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Me, without a doubt. Helps that I'm the only one here, I suppose.....

PD9

2,040 posts

214 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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biggrin! - explains it all!

chunkymonkey71

Original Poster:

13,167 posts

227 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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M3CHA-MONK3Y said:
Theres only 6 of us in my office. I'm the tt
No luck dude. I'm in here on my own...

paperbag

Although in the general office there are one or two Ubertwats...

svm

293 posts

216 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Oh dear...

I'm the only person in my office, guess that makes me the unpopular one. frown

theshrew

6,008 posts

213 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Plenty of in here in fact 98% of them have issues of some sort ! They do my head in.

bob1179

14,138 posts

238 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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I too am the sole occupier of my office.

I too am a .

thumbup

WorAl

10,877 posts

217 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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must be me, the other two lads are canny laugh

Zebrano

820 posts

244 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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My bosses wife and also the woman who inputs the invoicing. Both thick as st. Neither can remember one thing from one day to the next.

spikeyhead

20,347 posts

226 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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I'm also alone in the office.

From the places I've contracted at, most places have their share of twunts but the only two companies to properly give ne a technical interview were the two twunt free zones.

trumpet600

3,527 posts

260 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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There are 30 in our office. Most of them I can get on with. There is one young lady though. Australian/Malaysian mix, very pretty and quite petite. BUT.....she giggles like a little schoolgirl, and at absolutely everything.
"would you like a cup of coffe" giggle
" I need to print something off" giggle
" oh, 5 more troops have been killed in Iraq" giggle
" I've been full of cold" giggle

She irritates the fk out of me. So much so that I told the women organising the xmas do that if they so much as put me on the same table as her I would be making my excuses to leave. They thought I was joking until I said try me.

One day, someone will shout the the stupid has been knocked down by a bus. I expect I will recipricate with a little giggle all of my own.

Edited by trumpet600 on Tuesday 3rd February 16:11

Kaelic

2,720 posts

230 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Well they announced redundancies yesterday throughout the company so at the moment the current s are the directors and HR

Next week it will be back to the users (who remain) who don't bother trying to use the systems correctly.... tts!

voyds9

8,490 posts

312 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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According to my staff it's me.

shirt

25,376 posts

230 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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take your pic. i'm the youngest by a long way and am surrounded by middle aged men who remid me of being back at school. they have elastic band fights, fart on each other, fly mini rc helicopters at each other, whistle cartoon theme tunes, email st jokes, and generally piss me off.

they are all versions of the fast show guy but with worse clothes.

worst of all is that i am faster & better with the design software but instead of fannying around in my down time i browse PH, look for jobs [internal] and spend time working on my portfolio for chartership. they take this as an opportunity to tsk loudly and talk behind my back that i'm not working hard enough, yet i haven't missed a deadline to date and still have to deal with their problems with the software despite being them having 2-3 times as much experience with it.

god i hate this place.



NB - one guy is a contractor and he's sound. plus my boss knows the score and is the best i've ever worked for by miles.

Zod

35,295 posts

287 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Weird, I typed "twat" on the thread about Livingstone and it didn't get filtered. I wasn't trying any trickery to get around the filter.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

278 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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shirt said:
take your pic. i'm the youngest by a long way and am surrounded by middle aged men who remid me of being back at school. they have elastic band fights, fart on each other, fly mini rc helicopters at each other, whistle cartoon theme tunes, email st jokes, and generally piss me off.
must be hard being the , eh?

shirt

25,376 posts

230 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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sleep envy said:
shirt said:
take your pic. i'm the youngest by a long way and am surrounded by middle aged men who remid me of being back at school. they have elastic band fights, fart on each other, fly mini rc helicopters at each other, whistle cartoon theme tunes, email st jokes, and generally piss me off.
must be hard being the , eh?
nah, you get used to it.

madrob6

3,594 posts

249 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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That'll be me then as I'm the only one in this office.