This can only end in tears.......
This can only end in tears.......
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Oily Fingernails

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489 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7862827.stm


Am I the only one to think that this is can only end with a Large smoking hole in some (unfriendly) country's backyard, a bunch of sheepish looking engineers and yet another load of international sniggering at UK space programs.
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At least its not an American project.......that way the smoking crater won't be in our backyard




By the way i did search, so I hope this isn't a repost, my first thread on heretongue out

juice

9,855 posts

311 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Are the Top Gear boys involved ?

AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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And here's how it will actually look after the successive governments cut the budget and seek the input of environmental pressure groups:


shalmaneser

6,420 posts

224 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Ummm, its pretty much a tried and tested system.

Do a search on google for 'spaceshipone' or the newer version 'spaceshiptwo'

It's also the way Richard Branson is going to send people into space. It gets stuff nice and high without bothering with the initial rocket boosters - it's a re-usable first stage that's also a plane, basically.

Snake the Sniper

2,544 posts

230 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Nah, I reckon it'll end up more like this;


AJS-

15,366 posts

265 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Chipping Norton, we have a problem



Gosh, looks like we've lost him!
Bad show

Papoo

3,974 posts

227 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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That should do it.

Oily Fingernails

Original Poster:

489 posts

220 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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shalmaneser said:
Ummm, its pretty much a tried and tested system.

Do a search on google for 'spaceshipone' or the newer version 'spaceshiptwo'

It's also the way Richard Branson is going to send people into space. It gets stuff nice and high without bothering with the initial rocket boosters - it's a re-usable first stage that's also a plane, basically.
Oh I agree, it worked for Branson and X-prize winner, but that had a monkey (sorry American pilot) at the controls of the 'spaceship'....
This is basically a HUGE missile being launched by a civilians...I can hear the last words from the controllers before WW3

Cmdr: Rocket released....booster fired..
Tech1: ..errr..its going off course....
Cmdr: ..it'll correct...
Tech1:...still off course...
Cmdr:...erm....
Tech1:Should we abort and destroy the rocket?sir?
Cmdr:..erm...I'll ask head office...*dials Head Office*
Tech2: Rocket entering Iranian Airspace..trajectory...Tehran....Sir?
Tech1:..Sir?...its now or never...
Cmdr: ..erm..wait..I've almost through..
Phone:..press 2 now for HR....press 3 now for Marketing....
Cmdr:..come on..come on..
Phone:..press 4 now for Air deployed Satellite launcher Malfunctions and International incidents department....press 5 now for sales...
Cmdr:..Sugar!!!missed it.
Tech1:...Impact!!..
Tech2:..there goes Tehran..
Cmdr:..there goes my year end Bonus...


eccles

14,366 posts

251 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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shalmaneser said:
Ummm, its pretty much a tried and tested system.

Do a search on google for 'spaceshipone' or the newer version 'spaceshiptwo'

It's also the way Richard Branson is going to send people into space. It gets stuff nice and high without bothering with the initial rocket boosters - it's a re-usable first stage that's also a plane, basically.
Or more accurately just google Orbital Sciences and their Pegasus rocket and the launch vehicle Stargazer.

Basically it's an old stripped out Tristar airliner that flies up to 50,000', drops the pegasus rocket, which then zooms off into space to drop off the satellite.



Bugger! should have read the link!

Edited by eccles on Tuesday 3rd February 21:10

cazzer

8,883 posts

277 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Jasandjules

72,560 posts

258 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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It looks like an OK idea to me?

FourWheelDrift

92,236 posts

313 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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Up until the 1970s we weren't doing too bad, in 1970 a "Black Arrow" made Britain the sixth country to launch its own satellite.

Then it all went downhill.

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/Launchpad/6...

Cpn Jack Spanner

2,632 posts

234 months

Tuesday 3rd February 2009
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On the news tonight - Iran developing spece craft!

Here's a pic...