My bad day

[illmonkey]

It always happens in threes...

Just leaving to go to work, put my shoes on. Got out the house and noticed a rancid smell, couldnt find where it was from, until i looked on the bottom of my shoe. Great! Dog st. Proceed to scrape it off for 5 minutes on a wall, then take it inside and use cleaner to try and get it off. Which then leads to said clearer going across the show and staining it. Its still there now New shoes...?

Some lazy gets a dog, then cant be fked to clean its st up.

Get 50m from my front door and go down a ally, slip over, smack my hand and elbow. Deep cut in hand, cant straighten my elbow. Brilliant. Especially for the meeting an hour into my day...

So i've stopped the bleeding and covered the cut up, whiped the blood of my shirt and sat down with a tea. Get a text. Cars got a massive screw sticking out of it, luckily its not flat. But its there none the less. So we probably need a new tyre.

[Harry Flashman]

I'd buy a lottery ticket.

[silverback mike]

Time to have a few G and T's old chap.

[Mattygooner]

Jump in front of a train, they are delayed anyway.

[Podie]

Mattygooner said:

Jump in front of a train, they are delayed anyway.

How's that going to help? He'll either freeze waiting, or get bored...

[Mattygooner]

Podie said:

Mattygooner said:

Jump in front of a train, they are delayed anyway.

How's that going to help? He'll either freeze waiting, or get bored...

True... there is just no way to kill yourslf during a recession filled arctic winter, the Chemist has run out of pills due to panic buying, the rope is cold and may snap at the vital moment.

Beechy head old boy, running jump although with your luck today you might end up in Wales.

[BeerForBreakfast]

Sounds like you need a Hamlet cigar.

[trumpet600]

ow do you know it was dog shyte?

[tomTVR]

Could have ben worse, what if you had fallen down the toilet? Or gone to eat some bread and there was only the crusts left? Or you found out that you were gay?

See you need to look at the bigger picture.

[Thudd]

trumpet600 said:

ow do you know it was dog shyte?

Yes. Clearly someone received a manfat enema in your doorway last night and immediately output the results.

[illmonkey]

swerni said:

FFS is that the best you can do.

I've dropped my wife off at the hospital this morning so she can have surgery on her collapsed lung.

Would much rather be worried about a deflated tyre than a deflated lung any day of the week.

I wasnt saying its the worst day ever, but 3 bad things happened before 8:30 this morning, just "not one of those days". In your case its "just not one of those years"

I hope she recovers quickly.

[Cara Van Man]

illmonkey said:

It always happens in threes...

Just leaving to go to work, put my shoes on. Got out the house and noticed a rancid smell, couldnt find where it was from, until i looked on the bottom of my shoe. Great! Dog st. Proceed to scrape it off for 5 minutes on a wall, then take it inside and use cleaner to try and get it off. Which then leads to said clearer going across the show and staining it. Its still there now New shoes...?

Some lazy gets a dog, then cant be fked to clean its st up.

Get 50m from my front door and go down a ally, slip over, smack my hand and elbow. Deep cut in hand, cant straighten my elbow. Brilliant. Especially for the meeting an hour into my day...

So i've stopped the bleeding and covered the cut up, whiped the blood of my shirt and sat down with a tea. Get a text. Cars got a massive screw sticking out of it, luckily its not flat. But its there none the less. So we probably need a new tyre.

Is that all?

Doesn't take much to spoil your day does it?