Prawns. It must have been the prawns

[Emsman]

st I feel rough.

Prawn curry last night, been up for 3 hours today
Then had to come back to bed. Firing both ends, really cold,
Arse more shot than a flanders poppy.
Any suggestions for a good quick cure?
I feel bloody terrible, and got to and empty my bucket again

[MK4 Slowride]

Get drunk have a wk, sleep.

No charge.

[Shaw Tarse]

Emsman said:

st I feel rough.

Prawn curry last night, been up for 3 hours today
Then had to come back to bed. Firing both ends, really cold,
Arse more shot than a flanders poppy.
Any suggestions for a good quick cure?
I feel bloody terrible, and got to and empty my bucket again

Or the dodgy pint?
Toilet roll fridge

[Andy Zarse]

Emsman said:

st I feel rough.

Prawn curry last night, been up for 3 hours today
Then had to come back to bed. Firing both ends, really cold,
Arse more shot than a flanders poppy.
Any suggestions for a good quick cure?
I feel bloody terrible, and got to and empty my bucket again

They reckon a good curry shifts most things...

Erm...

[Muzzer]

Marmite on toast

If you're still squitting, Diocalm.

DO NOT take Immodium unless you have to travel. Whatever it is causing the damage inside of you, you want it out.

HTH

[ukwill]

Emsman said:

st I feel rough.

Prawn curry last night, been up for 3 hours today
Then had to come back to bed. Firing both ends, really cold,
Arse more shot than a flanders poppy.
Any suggestions for a good quick cure?
I feel bloody terrible, and got to and empty my bucket again

there is no magical cure, but it sounds like a bit of food poisoning which should be through you within 24hrs or so. however, it is important to stay hydrated and if possible get something like a berocca down you and/or sports drinks (replenish lost electrolytes)

[V8mate]

MK4 Slowride said:

Get drunk have a wk, take a couple of immodium, sleep.

No charge.

Edited for improved healing.

[Galileo]

Just lots of water.

[Thudd]

It's doing the rounds.

A few at work have got it.

[V8mate]

Thudd said:

It's doing the rounds.

A few at work have got it.

The prawn curry?

Stomping around an office block near you!

[Nervus]

V8mate said:

Thudd said:

It's doing the rounds.

A few at work have got it.

The prawn curry?

Stomping around an office block near you!

[GreenDog]

Andy Zarse said:

Emsman said:

st I feel rough.

Prawn curry last night, been up for 3 hours today
Then had to come back to bed. Firing both ends, really cold,
Arse more shot than a flanders poppy.
Any suggestions for a good quick cure?
I feel bloody terrible, and got to and empty my bucket again

They reckon a good curry shifts most things...

Erm...

and a bad one shifts everything

[L4MBOLUV3R]

ipecac and laxative. get it all out of you son.

[Emsman]

Thanks for all of the advice.

I have taken the following course of action:

Have 24 sts today.

Vomit repeatedly

Sleep for 4.5 hours

Wake up thinking i may have st myself.

Discover blood in vomit.

Panic

Mind you, im right off the ciggies today.


The shatkins diet is working wonders.

Ps 'special offer' prawns from tesco are not that special