WTF Is it with Women?
Discussion
I have woken up as I cannot sleep. I am 34 and my girlfriend is 25 not that it matters. She is spending the evening at my residence as well, you can use your imagination.
Anyhow, I decided, at 2:00am that what I needed was a Bacon Sandwich. I am a bit groggy and when I am groggy I am a severe smartass.
Somehow I have woken her up. Great. She comes into the Kitchen.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm saving this bacon from being trapped in plastic"
"You're WHAT?"
"This bacon, it's trapped in this plastic, I need to get it out of there, it's an emergency"
"What the f
k?"
"Yes, there's no way I can eat Bacon that's encased in plastic and raw so I have to get it out of here and into the Microwave as soon as possible"
"Are you high?"
"No, I'm Hungry"
"Why are you making a Bacon sandwich at 2am and why are you even eating a bacon sandwich, and, oh my god, you're putting MAYO on it? That's going to kill you!"
"No it isn't, the Mayo is fresh, I bought it last week"
Silly woman!
Anyhow, I decided, at 2:00am that what I needed was a Bacon Sandwich. I am a bit groggy and when I am groggy I am a severe smartass.
Somehow I have woken her up. Great. She comes into the Kitchen.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm saving this bacon from being trapped in plastic"
"You're WHAT?"
"This bacon, it's trapped in this plastic, I need to get it out of there, it's an emergency"
"What the f
k?""Yes, there's no way I can eat Bacon that's encased in plastic and raw so I have to get it out of here and into the Microwave as soon as possible"
"Are you high?"
"No, I'm Hungry"
"Why are you making a Bacon sandwich at 2am and why are you even eating a bacon sandwich, and, oh my god, you're putting MAYO on it? That's going to kill you!"
"No it isn't, the Mayo is fresh, I bought it last week"
Silly woman!
must be browned in a pan otherwise it's like eating a set of flaps.
Do they put blueyes said:
Captain Cadillac said:
I am 34 and my girlfriend is 25 not that it matters.
Yes it does.Had she been 9 years OLDER than you, she would have got up and made you a bacon sandwich.
Ok, her tits may have got burnt in the pan but you can't have everything.
And it does matter that you're banging a 25 year old - it's the sort of information we need.
blueyes said:
Captain Cadillac said:
I am 34 and my girlfriend is 25 not that it matters.
Yes it does.Had she been 9 years OLDER than you, she would have got up and made you a bacon sandwich.
Ok, her tits may have got burnt in the pan but you can't have everything.
It seems to have backfired like a V12 with a vacuum leak.
Oh, we're talking Streaky Bacon, which actually does Microwave relatively well, but you need the special adaptor... Ladies and Gentlemen I present to you, the BaconWave!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Bacon-wave-use-in-the-microwav...
Bacon comes out nice and crispy and evenly cooked, 4 slices = 4 minutes
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