Would you be at all surprised if you woke

[GilbertGrape]

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 06:10

[Silent1]

GilbertGrape said:

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 06:10

I'd go back to bed as i'd know the magic mushrooms i'd eaten were still having an effect.

[LMC]

I'd buy my grub from a different chippie !

[Silent_Assassin]

I'd sell them on ebay.... after taking out any of the ones I wanted first of course..

Edited by Silent_Assassin on Saturday 7th February 06:44

[dan1981]

I'd be very surprised.

Why?

[fathomfive]

Keep drinking. You'll get through it.

[jeff m]

You pi55ed off the man at the chippy and he signed you up for a book club.

[Bonnie and Clyde]

LMC said:

I'd buy my grub from a different chippie !

[big_lad]

Silent1 said:

GilbertGrape said:

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 06:10

I'd go back to bed as i'd know the magic mushrooms i'd eaten were still having an effect.

Same here! Wierd!

[Silent_Assassin]

yes but if those books were in a wind tunnel on a turntable......

[Jasandjules]

GilbertGrape said:

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Realistically, I don't there is a single human being who would get up and come downstairs to find every book ever written in their lounge, and not be surprised....... Hell, for starters the size of their house would have increased by a few orders of magnitude....

[GilbertGrape]

This post is not powered by mushrooms, alcohol or anything else of the like.

We were just talking about the big bang theory today..you know, everything coming from nothing.. I'm not sure why people would be so surprised to awake to an ever expanding library on their premises.

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 08:59

[Captain Cadillac]

GilbertGrape said:

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 06:10

You need to have a serious talk with your drug dealer.....

[texasjohn]

Silent1 said:

GilbertGrape said:

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 06:10

I'd go back to bed as i'd know the magic mushrooms i'd eaten were still having an effect.

I think you have taken the words right out of my mouth!

To the OP, I'll just PM you my address then as that sounds like some good st, if a little out of season (maybe the shrooms have 'matured' in the meantime)!

[Eric Mc]

GilbertGrape said:

This post is not powered by mushrooms, alcohol or anything else of the like.

We were just talking about the big bang theory today..you know, everything coming from nothing.. I'm not sure why people would be so surprised to awake to an ever expanding library on their premises.

Edited by GilbertGrape on Saturday 7th February 08:59

Books I could handle - although too high a proportion would be Mills and Boon.

[Somewhatfoolish]

First time it happened I was pretty surprised but I'm used to it now.

[Heathwood]

Err, how strange..!

Why books anyway? How pissed off would you be if you got Terry Pratchet and your next door neighbour got a house full of cash with Isla Fisher as a brucie bonus?!

[g3rrd]

GilbertGrape said:

to find..

You leave fish and chip paper on the table one night, you forgot to close a window, and you wake up to find a library, (every book ever written) in your house. Impossible that anyone had been in or around your house. Books keep appearing as they are written.

Seriously, how surprised would you be?

A novel concept?

Crunch, crunch, crunch... Please promise to inform us when the books start to disappear?

[Alfanatic]

Absolutely. I don't eat fish and chips so finding the paper on my table would be a complete shock.

[Silent_Assassin]

Yes but what if the authors started to appear one by one in your house....or the characters from their books....... then what...??.....