Mass trespass - how to deal with?
Mass trespass - how to deal with?
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wiffmaster

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2,621 posts

227 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Evening all...

Looking for some advice with regards to trespass. One of our fields is on a slope, and with the snowy weather over the last few days, the local kids have decided that this is their own personal toboggan/sledge run. There must have been well over 100 people on there today, as there has been all week.

I'm not a killjoy and understand that snow is awesome. But, I'm getting a little tired of 100s of people pushing over my fences and climbing over my gates to get onto private property...which they then leave all their rubbish on for us to clear up.

Confronting them directly isn't the best idea, as we're horribly outnumbered and they can quite easily figure out where we live. I don't want any repercussions and want to keep everything legal.

Any ideas? Would the police come out for 'mass trespass'? If they did, would that be on record when we sold the house? Sadly, as much as I would love to "nuke them from orbit" it's not really workable in this situation.

Sensible replies welcomed, tongue-in-cheek replies expected!

Fittster

20,120 posts

242 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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By the time you have done anything legal the snow will have melted.

Digger.

16,797 posts

220 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Errr. . .wont they melt away with the snow?

Black Sport 160

1,575 posts

248 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Electric fence?

Glassman

24,929 posts

244 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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LHDisbest

17,002 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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A: Shotgun and in your best Farmer Palmer 'Get arfff moii laaaannnnnd'

Lurking Lawyer

4,535 posts

254 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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String some barbed wire halfway down the slope.

svm

293 posts

216 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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wiffmaster

Original Poster:

2,621 posts

227 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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I appreciate it's a bit late to do anything (legal) this year, but I would like to stop it happening in future years. I estimate there's already enough rubbish to fill the Land Rover three times over, and I really don't want to do this every year.

As for the shotgun idea - whilst nothing would thrill me more greatly than to blow their freakin' heads off, I think mob justice and Mr. Policeman may put a stop to that idea...

Edited by wiffmaster on Monday 9th February 00:36

308mate

13,758 posts

251 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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A sign saying "If you keep my fences in good nick and take your rubbish with you, welcome. If not, Ill start taking pot-shots with my rifle from a secret location/erect an electric fence."

Or something.

Better to try and work with them than have them try and prove they can get in anyway and ad malice into the equation.

L4MBOLUV3R

1,935 posts

224 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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if they hurt themselves on your land can they sue? that would be worth looking into. trespassing would be the last of my issues

Mark V8

1,535 posts

238 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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wiffmaster said:
Evening all...

Looking for some advice with regards to trespass. One of our fields is on a slope, and with the snowy weather over the last few days, the local kids have decided that this is their own personal toboggan/sledge run. There must have been well over 100 people on there today, as there has been all week.

I'm not a killjoy and understand that snow is awesome. But, I'm getting a little tired of 100s of people pushing over my fences and climbing over my gates to get onto private property...which they then leave all their rubbish on for us to clear up.

Confronting them directly isn't the best idea, as we're horribly outnumbered and they can quite easily figure out where we live. I don't want any repercussions and want to keep everything legal.

Any ideas? Would the police come out for 'mass trespass'? If they did, would that be on record when we sold the house? Sadly, as much as I would love to "nuke them from orbit" it's not really workable in this situation.

Sensible replies welcomed, tongue-in-cheek replies expected!
A. If as you say, you're fences are really being flattened, its a simple case of criminal damage shirley....
B. Or you could be present there as they arrive and ask them what the fk they think they are doing pointing to your new signs.
C. Wait until they leave then strengthen thier preferred entry point with a little barbed wire.
D. If there is little likelihood of further damage wait till the snow goes, have a clear up and put it down to experience, making plans for the next snowfall....
HTH.... smile

tomTVR

6,909 posts

270 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Leave them a car roof to play on.

ShadownINja

79,988 posts

311 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Ooh, ooh...



Can imagine it's a pain in the arse, though, esp if it's costing you.

Edited by ShadownINja on Monday 9th February 07:47

Glassman

24,929 posts

244 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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ShadownINja said:
Ooh, ooh...
Right on time

hehe

[AJ]

3,079 posts

227 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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You could always start charging them to use the field and make an extra few hundred quid out of it! Just make sure there's nothing there they can hurt themselves on first!

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

263 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Couple of big signs plonked into the ground. Make them deep enough that they cannot be removed by hand.

Sign text "This is PRIVATE PROPERTY. You are welcome to enjoy the snow but please DO NOT LITTER or you will be prosecuted."

jayfish

6,795 posts

232 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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buy a bull

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

224 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Get an old catering Transit van and sell them burgers, bacon butties, crisps and hot drinks.

Quids in!

HTH

Glassman

24,929 posts

244 months

Monday 9th February 2009
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Nolar Dog said:
Get an old catering Transit van and sell them burgers, bacon butties, crisps and hot drinks
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