Cheggers gives business advice

[LeeThePeople]

Keith Chegwin, wants us to use his new online Bingo site but says internet sites are just not safe and shouldnt be trusted - great PR there cheggers

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance...

I love this guy, he's such a plank.

[MaxAndRuby]

The man was, is and will always be, a complete legend.

[zippy500]

MaxAndRuby said:

The man was, is and will always be, a complete penis.

[LeeThePeople]

How can you not like Cheggers? He's a monumental failure and everything he touches dies on its arse, he's so much of a laughing stock he's lovable.

I was at a charity dinner a few years ago and celebs where asked to donate personal items for an auction. People had donated prestige watches, signed shirts etc but cheggers went one further and donated his chewed chewing gum!! It was mounted into a frame and labelled "Cheggers Chuddy" - Fantastic, so i bought it for my brothers christmas present. He says its the worst present he ever got but one of the coolest.

[MaxAndRuby]

LeeThePeople said:

He's a monumental failure and everything he touches dies on its arse

I suspect that you're under the age of 30.

I accept that everything went pair shaped when Maggie left him and hit the bottle, but even at the depths of his troubles he still managed a superb Viz documentary where he complained about children teasing him with "Here comes Cheggars to collect his pop".

Prior to that his career could only be described has meteoric. His contribution to the Multi-Coloured Swap Shop arguably made the show. The Swap Shop pivoted around Cheggars' swapathons.

After that the inimitable Cheggard Plays Pop was epic. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was glued to it, a truly unforgettable television program.

Post alcoholism he resurrected his career with the Big Breakfast, and now features heavily in almost everything Chris Moyles does.

You young man, do NOT know your history.

[southendpier]

MaxAndRuby said:

LeeThePeople said:

He's a monumental failure and everything he touches dies on its arse

and now features heavily in almost everything Chris Moyles does.

please. please

[camgear]

I've had to stop listening to Radio 1 in the morning in the car as the jingle for 'Cheggers c**ting Pop Quiz' makes me want to smash my fist repeatedly into the head unit.

[MaxAndRuby]

camgear said:

I've had to stop listening to Radio 1 in the morning in the car as the jingle for 'Cheggers c**ting Pop Quiz' makes me want to smash my fist repeatedly into the head unit.

So you claim

[camgear]

What?

[MaxAndRuby]

camgear said:

What?

I suspect that you neither turn the radio off, nor come anywhere near close to punching your head unit.

Do you know that Cheggars is also a seriously hard bd, I doubt he'd take kindly to your stories?

[cazzer]

Who could forget the magnificence that was Cheggers Naked Jungle.

http://www.andycrawford.net/nakedjungle/nj4.jpg

NSFW aparently. Although as it was broadcast on national TV I'd probably argue the point

NSFE (Not safe for eyeballs) probably more accurate.

Edited by cazzer on Wednesday 11th February 17:56

[camgear]

MaxAndRuby said:

camgear said:

What?

I suspect that you neither turn the radio off, nor come anywhere near close to punching your head unit.

Do you know that Cheggars is also a seriously hard bd, I doubt he'd take kindly to your stories?

I do turn the radio off

Are you getting Keith Chegwin mixed up with Chuck Norris?

[MaxAndRuby]

cazzer said:

Who could forget the magnificence that was Cheggers Naked Jungle.

http://www.andycrawford.net/nakedjungle/nj4.jpg

That's just disrespectful.

[Ganglandboss]

cazzer said:

Who could forget the magnificence that was Cheggers Naked Jungle.

http://www.andycrawford.net/nakedjungle/nj4.jpg

You might want to put a NSFW on there.

[MaxAndRuby]

camgear said:

MaxAndRuby said:

camgear said:

What?

I suspect that you neither turn the radio off, nor come anywhere near close to punching your head unit.

Do you know that Cheggars is also a seriously hard bd, I doubt he'd take kindly to your stories?

I do turn the radio off

Are you getting Keith Chegwin mixed up with Chuck Norris?

I've got plenty of time for Norris, he's a very good actor, albeit with a limited repetoir. I don't think he could live with Cheggars in his own backyard of light entertainment, he be simply outclassed by Keith's speed of thought into the quick gag zone. I don't want to play Cheggers down as an all-action film hero, but post Maggie I just don't think he'd have the confidence. I could be wrong.

[hugoagogo]

Is he still an alcoholic?

cos you know what they say, 'Cheggers can't be boozers'

[MaxAndRuby]

hugoagogo said:

Is he still an alcoholic?

cos you know what they say, 'Cheggers can't be boozers'

Cheggars has never hidden his love of the sauce, why don't people concentrate on his positives without the constant digs.

You don't see people talking about Barrack Obama's acne do you?

[anonymous-user]

I sold him an iPod when i worked in Currys as a student.

All i could think of was naked jungle sadly

[MaxAndRuby]

Nyphur said:

I sold him an iPod when i worked in Currys as a student.

All i could think of was naked jungle sadly

Again, I suspect you never saw any of his material during his boom years.

[LeeThePeople]

MaxAndRuby said:

LeeThePeople said:

He's a monumental failure and everything he touches dies on its arse

I suspect that you're under the age of 30.

I accept that everything went pair shaped when Maggie left him and hit the bottle, but even at the depths of his troubles he still managed a superb Viz documentary where he complained about children teasing him with "Here comes Cheggars to collect his pop".

Prior to that his career could only be described has meteoric. His contribution to the Multi-Coloured Swap Shop arguably made the show. The Swap Shop pivoted around Cheggars' swapathons.

After that the inimitable Cheggard Plays Pop was epic. Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE was glued to it, a truly unforgettable television program.

Post alcoholism he resurrected his career with the Big Breakfast, and now features heavily in almost everything Chris Moyles does.

You young man, do NOT know your history.

I understand what he has done and respect it, but now post alcohol he makes a living from being a professional laughing stock. He's a personal pantomime up there with the Hamiltons and Jordan and her 3rd favourite tit Peter Andre