Poo In The Woods

[Berserker LM]

Following on from the Asda bag thread, I'm now in a "green" dilema... So, taking my dog into the woods, he squats and enjoys a big, healthy dump. Should I leave it to "add to the enviornment, flora and all that" or god help us all... pick it up in a PLASTIC bag??!!! (having said all that, if offending pile was on footpath and at risk of being trampled on, I'd do something about it!) Your thoughts please...

[dr.pepper]

Do you think Yogi bear ever shat in the woods?

[eharding]

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

[Berserker LM]

dr.pepper said:

Do you think Yogi bear ever shat in the woods?

But was an Asda bag involved?

[GKP]

Stepping in something nasty aside, dog poo can contain too many nutrients for the local habitat's natural balance. Which means some woodland or downland plants won't be happy growing there.
Mind you, the beetles and black slugs will most likely be glad of a free meal, but it's probably best to bag 'n' bin it if possible.

[DAVEVO9]

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

You Sir deserve a few of these..

[Berserker LM]

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

What with though, my friend?!

[Berserker LM]

GKP said:

Stepping in something nasty aside, dog poo can contain too many nutrients for the local habitat's natural balance. Which means some woodland or downland plants won't be happy growing there.
Mind you, the beetles and black slugs will most likely be glad of a free meal, but it's probably best to bag 'n' bin it if possible.

In WHAT? Have always carried plastic bags. Now condemned to hell. No way carrying it in paper!

[eharding]

Berserker LM said:

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

What with though, my friend?!

A sh!tty shovel, of course. There are thousands for sale on eBay, reasons for selling are invariably "I wouldn't touch New Labour with one".

[Berserker LM]

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

Cheers! Got some paper envelopes here.....!

[Berserker LM]

eharding said:

Berserker LM said:

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

What with though, my friend?!

A sh!tty shovel, of course. There are thousands for sale on eBay, reasons for selling are invariably "I wouldn't touch New Labour with one".

LOL.

[Berserker LM]

DAVEVO9 said:

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

You Sir deserve a few of these..

Absolutely!

[GKP]

Berserker LM said:

In WHAT? Have always carried plastic bags. Now condemned to hell. No way carrying it in paper!

Nappy sacks. I don't have a pair of trousers/jeans etc that doesn't have at least one nappy sack stuffed into the back pocket.

[DAVEVO9]

Berserker LM said:

DAVEVO9 said:

eharding said:

Pick it up, and post it to the Green Party:

1A Waterlow Road
London N19 5NJ

I'm sure they will know what to do with it. Responsibly.

You Sir deserve a few of these..

Absolutely!

You can have another



If you include a little note saying " we will build a 3rd Runway " also..

[Tunku]

Berserker LM said:

Following on from the Asda bag thread, I'm now in a "green" dilema... So, taking my dog into the woods, he squats and enjoys a big, healthy dump. Should I leave it to "add to the enviornment, flora and all that" or god help us all... pick it up in a PLASTIC bag??!!! (having said all that, if offending pile was on footpath and at risk of being trampled on, I'd do something about it!) Your thoughts please...

Pick it up with the plastic bag, but throw it as hard as you can into the foliage above. Then chortle at the chap you meet at the entry to the woods as you leave.

[BigLepton]

My lab has taken to having a dump whilst half submerged in the sea. That makes for quite a challenging bag 'n bin scenario.

[Berserker LM]

Or just go to any bank(s) who has fked you over, and transfer said st into mortgage app envelope. Childish, sorry, but...

[Berserker LM]

BigLepton said:

My lab has taken to having a dump whilst half submerged in the sea. That makes for quite a challenging bag 'n bin scenario.

Enlighten us! I'm all for toilet humour!

[RobDickinson]

Berserker LM said:

pick it up in a PLASTIC bag??!!!

You fool, you should have biodegradable bags then no worries...

[AJS-]

Go for the third way, a compromise that keeps everyone happy. Place a plastic bag over it and leave it for some do-gooding litter picker to collect