Help!

[ApexJimi]

Right, a plea to the collective genius that is PH.

Sitting on the train this morning, I look down and it see that A) I managed to somehow cut my finger and B) blood from said cut has now stained my jeans.



I really don't want to walk about all day with blood stains on my jeans, so my question is this -

How do I get blood stains out my jeans?!

[Saddle bum]

Salt water, if it has not alrady set.

[Geoffers]

Stain Devil, they come in all sorts, one of which can be used for blood stains!!
Only a couple of pounds each.

[spikeyhead]

Cut a hole in the jeans and claim its the latest designer fashion.

[sleep envy]

nick cayman

[paulmurr]

Get a blue sticky label and put it over the stain

Or buy a new pair of jeans when you reach your destination

[Cara Van Man]

anonymous said:

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enzymes!

If feeling slightly dry around your mouth, semen will also suffice.

[SpydieNut]

buy new jeans

ETA - dammit too slow

you could just tell everyone you borrowed your g/f's jeans today and let them draw their own conclusions

Edited by SpydieNut on Thursday 12th February 09:35

[ascayman]

buy a new pair then take the old ones home and get your mrs to wash them.

put a plaster on the cut.

[Romanymagic]

Just say to any who are curious, "!you think this is bad, you want to see the other guy's jeans!"

[ApexJimi]

Phew, got it oot - eventually!

Blood is bloody stubborn

[bigTee]

Red wine.

[NDA]

Fill a bath with your own blood (or an identical shade to yours) and stain the jeans entirely in your blood.

[ShadownINja]

bigTee said:

Red wine.

[erdnase]

Dynamite, obviously.

[MK4 Slowride]

sleep envy said:

nick cayman

Matt Damon

/TA-WP

[Nobody You Know]

Stop being a girl? Blood stained jeans is a mark of manliness.

[Mattygooner]

Your all under arrest for aiding and abetting a criminal.