Boris Johnson or Keith Vaz?

[TDIPLC]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2009/feb/12/bor...

There's only one way Harry Hill would find out who's telling the truth.

[NDA]

No contest.

Bojo wins by TKO

[Scuffers]

as said, no competition...

[dougc]

Vaz is the political equivalent of that snivelling little st at school who used to run and tell teacher when you swore. He's a snitch.

What sort of behaviour is that from someone who is supposed to be Chairman of the Home Affairs committee?

'Ooohh, oooooh, Miss. Boris said a swear word' :smug grin:

Little st.

[Pork]

BoJo. Vaz is a plum and will end up looking the fool out of this, IMO.

[gamefreaks]

So lets get this straight:

Vaz all but calls Johnson a liar, Johnson gives him a piece of his mind in a private telephone conversation. Vaz gets mardy about it.

I don't know about the rest of PH, but if someone publically called me a liar I would have no problem telling them exactly what I thought of their dirty games in private.

All we need now is the speaker in the house of commons to stand up and say "Right, which one of you fkers called this fker a fker?"

Edited by gamefreaks on Thursday 12th February 16:43

[mrmaggit]

Vaz is slipperier than a slippy thing that's been dunked in olive oil, smeared with grease and sprayed with WD40.

Boris, however, has a cunning plan.

[gamefreaks]

Biggest fear with Johnson is that he'll get sick to the back teeth of people like Vaz and Livingstone, and get a better paid job in the private sector.

That would be a great loss.

[supersingle]

mrmaggit said:

Vaz is slipperier than a slippy thing that's been dunked in olive oil, smeared with grease and sprayed with WD40.

Bent as a nine-bob-note.

He'll be playing his 'Race Card' next.

[hornetrider]

Vaz is a . Next.

[NDA]

gamefreaks said:

Vaz all but calls Johnson a liar, Johnson gives him a piece of his mind in a private telephone conversation. Vaz gets mardy about it.

Top use of the word 'mardy'. Haven't seen that word used for a long time.....

[mybrainhurts]

Do we have an email address for Vaz, the pathetic loser...?

[LittleRedHead]

mybrainhurts said:

Do we have an email address for Vaz, the pathetic loser...?

To contact Keith as Labour Member of Parliament for Leicester, please write to: Constituency Office: Rt Hon Keith Vaz MP 144 Uppingham Road Leicester LE5 0QF Phone: [phone] Fax: [phone] E-mail: [e-mail] Parliamentary Office: Rt Hon Keith Vaz MP House of Commons London SW1A 0AA Phone: [phone] Fax: [phone] E-mail: [e-mail]

[deevlash]

The same keith vaz who got a bunch of dodgy passports for the hinduja brothers? Whats he still doing floating around?

[Pesty]

Is this the best they can hit back with?

after the Labour lords and expenses stories in the last few weeks labour leak that Boris swore?

[motco]

deevlash said:

The same keith vaz who got a bunch of dodgy passports for the hinduja brothers? Whats he still doing floating around?

Very good question...

[M3333]

BJ all the way

Edited by M3333 on Thursday 12th February 17:05

[Trommel]

Vaz is an upstanding and decent gentleman.

He's certainly not the sort to be suspended from the House of Commons after being found guilty of "serious breaches" of Parliament's code of conduct and contempt of the House.

I'm also absolutely sure that he wouldn't back the government on the 42 day detention issue in the hope of getting a knighthood.

Oh no.

Edited by Trommel on Thursday 12th February 17:08

[mybrainhurts]

M3333 said:

BJ all the way

Bet that put a smile on his face...

[M3333]

mybrainhurts said:

M3333 said:

BJ all the way

Bet that put a smile on his face...

I bet he is surrounded by a lot of totty and only dreams a few of them would put a smile on his face.

Would be quite amusing if old Boris got caught with his pants round his ankles doing a 'clinton'; Id love to hear his excuses

Edited by M3333 on Thursday 12th February 17:11