Do you feel sluggish? Maybe you have a tapeworm
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I remember reading somewhere that in the old days doctors would tell the patient to hold off eating for as long as they can and place a bowl of milk in front of your opened mouth. The idea was to have the tape worm show its head. Doesnt seem right, but a nasty story nonetheless.
I also remember watching a short horror film of a mother who was pregnant but the doctors later realized that there was a tape worm in the fetus with her baby. Because it was in the fetus they couldnt operate to remove it and the only option was to wait until she gave birth. In the mean time the baby and the tape worm developed a sort of symbiotic (?) relationship while in the womb. When she was born, so was the worm. It was over 30 feet long. The movie didnt specify how the worm went home with the girl (major plot hole obviously) but the little girl grew to be 11 years old and had a friendship with the worm. She would steal it food from dinner and lunch and feed it. At this time the mother was dating an abusive guy who hit the girl and one particular night, after a gruesome beating, the worm killed the guy and the mother as well. It was their little secret.
Sick story, I love it!!
Imagine THIS inside you!
http://news.aol.com/article/new-foot-long-tapeworm...
heres a pic:
Imagine your on the toilet and you feel a bit constipated, so you push harder and you feel something hanging, swaying, moving. This cant be a turd, you look between your legs trying to see what the trouble is from the reflection of the toilet water and all you see is a huge head and body, alive, hanging out of your A hole!
Edited because the pic wouldnt show
I also remember watching a short horror film of a mother who was pregnant but the doctors later realized that there was a tape worm in the fetus with her baby. Because it was in the fetus they couldnt operate to remove it and the only option was to wait until she gave birth. In the mean time the baby and the tape worm developed a sort of symbiotic (?) relationship while in the womb. When she was born, so was the worm. It was over 30 feet long. The movie didnt specify how the worm went home with the girl (major plot hole obviously) but the little girl grew to be 11 years old and had a friendship with the worm. She would steal it food from dinner and lunch and feed it. At this time the mother was dating an abusive guy who hit the girl and one particular night, after a gruesome beating, the worm killed the guy and the mother as well. It was their little secret.
Sick story, I love it!!
Imagine THIS inside you!
http://news.aol.com/article/new-foot-long-tapeworm...
heres a pic:
Imagine your on the toilet and you feel a bit constipated, so you push harder and you feel something hanging, swaying, moving. This cant be a turd, you look between your legs trying to see what the trouble is from the reflection of the toilet water and all you see is a huge head and body, alive, hanging out of your A hole!
Edited because the pic wouldnt show
Edited by LotusACBC on Thursday 12th February 17:15
LotusACBC said:
I also remember watching a short horror film of a mother who was pregnant but the doctors later realized that there was a tape worm in the fetus with her baby. Because it was in the fetus they couldnt operate to remove it and the only option was to wait until she gave birth. In the mean time the baby and the tape worm developed a sort of symbiotic (?) relationship while in the womb. When she was born, so was the worm. It was over 30 feet long. The movie didnt specify how the worm went home with the girl (major plot hole obviously) but the little girl grew to be 11 years old and had a friendship with the worm. She would steal it food from dinner and lunch and feed it. At this time the mother was dating an abusive guy who hit the girl and one particular night, after a gruesome beating, the worm killed the guy and the mother as well. It was their little secret.
What?
bigTee said:
LotusACBC said:
I also remember watching a short horror film of a mother who was pregnant but the doctors later realized that there was a tape worm in the fetus with her baby. Because it was in the fetus they couldnt operate to remove it and the only option was to wait until she gave birth. In the mean time the baby and the tape worm developed a sort of symbiotic (?) relationship while in the womb. When she was born, so was the worm. It was over 30 feet long. The movie didnt specify how the worm went home with the girl (major plot hole obviously) but the little girl grew to be 11 years old and had a friendship with the worm. She would steal it food from dinner and lunch and feed it. At this time the mother was dating an abusive guy who hit the girl and one particular night, after a gruesome beating, the worm killed the guy and the mother as well. It was their little secret.
What?
t speeling.stifler said:
Lotusacbc, are you on any medication?
Ok, what about non-prescription?
Is McLovin with you?
TBH I work in an office with no windows. It has to be sound proof as much as possible because of my profession. I tend to think I get sporadic cases of cabin fever which alter my personality and brings me to do the things I do.Ok, what about non-prescription?
Is McLovin with you?
medication? No.
whos mclvin?
LotusACBC said:
Imagine your on the toilet and you feel a bit constipated, so you push harder and you feel something hanging, swaying, moving. This cant be a turd, you look between your legs trying to see what the trouble is from the reflection of the toilet water and all you see is a huge head and body, alive, hanging out of your A hole!
Doesn't this happen to everybody...?
LotusACBC said:
TBH I work in an office with no windows. It has to be sound proof as much as possible because of my profession. ...
Profession!?!This 'office' of yours... its a padded cell isnt it?!
Being a certified loon does not constitute a profession! (even if you are offering great insights to the medical world)
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