Early Doors Caption Competition

[mybrainhurts]

[Nobody You Know]

"well at least I don't have camel toe"

[Mr Fenix]

Atten....shun!

[jeff m]

Gives a whole new meaning to "dressing to the right"

[XJSJohn]

obviously a member of the light artilliary division.

[Mattt]

A brief parade.

[fathomfive]

Cpl Uthapa looked down with dread realisation that his wristwatch had slipped and was now visible below the cuff of his tunic.

Sgt Mjr Rana would have his balls for that and no mistake.

[V8mate]

"Hey guys. Does my knob look too big in these pants?"

[Jasandjules]

"Oh pants"..

[colonel c]

Privates on parade.

[Nolar Dog]

"I told the gaffer these weren't genuine Adidas pants"

[rhinochopig]

Soldier caught trying to smuggle a budgie.

[DrTre]

Photographic proof that Action Man was accurate even down to the blue plastic underpants.

[mybrainhurts]

CORPORAL MANUEL...THE ORDER PRESENT ARMS MEANS DRESS SWORD, NOT PORK SWORD