Friday's Caption

[Mr Trophy]

Best of Luck!

[alfa145uk]

So with this urine recycling machine I never need to drink again?

[J-Skid]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Nice bristols...

[ZR1cliff]

Go ahead, sniff my Bust.

[Jack Blag]

The nose to nose resuscitation trials were going well...

Edited by Jack Blag on Friday 13th February 13:06

[HAB]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

Never touch my little friends nose again!

[Jack Blag]

Can you smell my finger?

[dpbird90]

Luke... I am your father. I always wanted to say that

[convert]

Green party introduce new green house gas recycling system.

First user says 'It smells a bit stty to me'.

[bridgdav]

New Cocaine snorter design released.

Helps prevent 'Passive Snorting'

[Carl_Spackler]

The worlds latest labour saving device was demonstrated today, no more wafting your hands about to spread your flatulence with the direct fart-o-smello-upyournose-o-thingamy, just insert the tube up your bum and your away.

[Triumph Coupe]

At the launch of the new Nokia hands free kit it was evident that the device was very discrete and hardly noticeable when in use.

[M3CHA-MONK3Y]

Mr Trophy said:

Best of Luck!

The government has released the new child safe super straw, reducing A&E straw related accidents by 87%. 9 incidents of straw related injuries were reported last year, the project will cost £73 million.

[DeadMeat_UK]

This time Bert took more precautions after falling for Dorises "pull my finger" trick last time.

[mybrainhurts]

neee owwww arrr mmm eeeeeeeeeee urrrrrrrrr gurrrrrrrwaaaaaaaaaeeeeeeee....

[mybrainhurts]

....No, Mr Blair, I expect you to die

[patmahe]

Mr Trophy said:

New government scheme to tax breathing takes a step closer to reality.

[chunkymonkey71]

Gynaecologist Discovers New Way of Detecting Yeast Infections.

(eww)