So chaps. Will you get in a huff tomorrow when she forgets?

[Don]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/wellbeing/460076...

fk it. Why is it us blokes who are supposed to remember fking Valentine's day. We're all human. All human being experience the emotion of "love", unless they're fking psycho, so why the fk is the exclusive reserve of the female of the species to expect to be taken out, wined, dined and romanced in memory of a saint that died fking eons ago?

Where's my fking steak and a blowjob eh? Will my dearest love be bringing me an inexhaustible supply of cold beer from the fridge whilst I relax in front of Sky HD on Saturday night? I'll bet fking not. Oh no. If I don't produce some mass-produced piece of st piece of fking cardboard from the fking shop tomorrow morning she'll have a huff and it will dark looks and no chance of nookie for the next six months.

fking Commercialised fking crap.

And where are my roses and chocolates, eh? OK. I fking hate stinky flowers in the house and only like plain chocholate with no fancy-flowery fillings BUT ALL THE fkING SAME WHERE ARE THEY?

Sexist, discriminatory crap.

Thank you for reading.

I hope you all have a really nice and romantic day.

[Otto]

Nice

[Marf]

And most importantly, will she put the toilet seat up after using it!

[Otto]

Ps Steak and Blowjob day is on March 14th

[Podie]

What kind of hole do you live in if you forget "Valentine's Day"?

Neither me or the missus could give a flying about it, but seriously, you are bombarded with signs, notices, adverts, florists, card shops and loads of other crap... how can you not know..?

[DamoLLb]

Don said:

Where's my fking steak and a blowjob eh?

indeed!

[Don]

Marf said:

And most importantly, will she put the toilet seat up after using it!

If she forgets the piss does go everywhere. Luckily she cleans the bathrooms.

[Podie]

Gazboy said:

I do enjoy your rants Don

Reminds me of Ted's rants back in the day.

[GregE240]

Don said:

---Quality Uptown Top Ranting---

Good job your missus doesn't read this crap eh mate?

[SpydieNut]

Don said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/wellbeing/460076...

fk it. Why is it us blokes who are supposed to remember fking Valentine's day. We're all human. All human being experience the emotion of "love", unless they're fking psycho, so why the fk is the exclusive reserve of the female of the species to expect to be taken out, wined, dined and romanced in memory of a saint that died fking eons ago?

Where's my fking steak and a blowjob eh? Will my dearest love be bringing me an inexhaustible supply of cold beer from the fridge whilst I relax in front of Sky HD on Saturday night? I'll bet fking not. Oh no. If I don't produce some mass-produced piece of st piece of fking cardboard from the fking shop tomorrow morning she'll have a huff and it will dark looks and no chance of nookie for the next six months.

fking Commercialised fking crap.

And where are my roses and chocolates, eh? OK. I fking hate stinky flowers in the house and only like plain chocholate with no fancy-flowery fillings BUT ALL THE fkING SAME WHERE ARE THEY?

Sexist, discriminatory crap.

Thank you for reading.

I hope you all have a really nice and romantic day.

9.5/10

[Don]

GregE240 said:

Don said:

---Quality Uptown Top Ranting---

Good job your missus doesn't read this crap eh mate?

[Podie]

Don said:

GregE240 said:

Don said:

---Quality Uptown Top Ranting---

Good job your missus doesn't read this crap eh mate?

[Aubrey]

and 14 smilies too!

Edited by Aubrey on Friday 13th February 15:58

[AndrewTait]

I'll never forget Valantines day, considering it was 2 years ago tomorrow since my (then) wife kicked me into touch! Thats one day I will never forget!

[bigTee]

Oh bks.

It's tomorrow isn't it.


I'd better go coop next door.

[SpydieNut]

GregE240 said:

Good job your missus doesn't read this crap eh mate?

it was a top rant - i just thought i should quote it for posterity - in case he got cold feet, as it were, and deleted / modified it

[Fezant Pluckah]

I don't think my wife and I will be celebrating as she asked me for a divorce on Wednesday

[adam85]

That link is infuriating! fk off the lot of you and wise up, Valentines day...pah!

[ih8thisname]

Best rant in ages, well done!

[cornishgirl]

Don said:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/wellbeing/460076...

fk it. Why is it us blokes who are supposed to remember fking Valentine's day. We're all human. All human being experience the emotion of "love", unless they're fking psycho, so why the fk is the exclusive reserve of the female of the species to expect to be taken out, wined, dined and romanced in memory of a saint that died fking eons ago?

Where's my fking steak and a blowjob eh? Will my dearest love be bringing me an inexhaustible supply of cold beer from the fridge whilst I relax in front of Sky HD on Saturday night? I'll bet fking not. Oh no. If I don't produce some mass-produced piece of st piece of fking cardboard from the fking shop tomorrow morning she'll have a huff and it will dark looks and no chance of nookie for the next six months.

fking Commercialised fking crap.

And where are my roses and chocolates, eh? OK. I fking hate stinky flowers in the house and only like plain chocholate with no fancy-flowery fillings BUT ALL THE fkING SAME WHERE ARE THEY?

Sexist, discriminatory crap.

Thank you for reading.

I hope you all have a really nice and romantic day.

And it's said far too often that romance is dead.

Don, this is probably what you had in mind.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine's_Day...