Avoid the woods Mr Moore..
Avoid the woods Mr Moore..
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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

284 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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I know where you live, Mr Moore....I have knives

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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mybrainhurts said:


I know where you live, Mr Moore....I have knives
Now you see. When I am finally made Intergalactic Dictator my first action will be to have Peter Mandelson summarily executed. For the others I'm happy to wait until we can arrange a big public event and we can do them on TV as an example to the rest but I'll just have Mandy done quietly and immediately. No need to wait.

The above is in no way a death threat. It is a piece of rather bad black humour. And besides - no-one seems to be supporting me in my bid for Intergalactic domination right now. So, Mandy, you're perfectly safe........For now...Mwahahahahahahaha!

wink

wildoliver

9,297 posts

245 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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If you want an executioner let me know I'd do it for free to see the end to that slimy little worm.

glazbagun

15,339 posts

226 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Car crash while being chased by paparazzi? Or will he just "disappear"?

Jasandjules

72,560 posts

258 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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wildoliver said:
If you want an executioner let me know I'd do it for free to see the end to that slimy little worm.
Excuse me, there is a queue you know. Wait your turn................


ALawson

8,054 posts

280 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Following the demise of Dr Kelly I am sure that those 30 documents will be reproduced and left with his solicitor, not even Labour would try and pull the same stunt twice or would they?

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Jasandjules said:
wildoliver said:
If you want an executioner let me know I'd do it for free to see the end to that slimy little worm.
Excuse me, there is a queue you know. Wait your turn................
Your excused! Anyways, i have been waiting here for months so, nah na na nah nah!!hehe

anonymous-user

83 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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ALawson. Since, IMO, they're thick as pig st, probably. I wonder when his house is going to get 'burgled'. They'll get him publically discredited as the documents (all copies) will just 'go missing'.


AndrewW-G

11,968 posts

246 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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They'll wait for a good oportunity so that the news is of his car crash / gardening accident can be burried. Mr Moore needs to be very carefull when Jade whats her face dies or if Madeline McCane is found

ALawson

8,054 posts

280 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Might be worth putting a bet on.

Skipppy

1,136 posts

239 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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I can see a storm gathering over the Governments potential bid to nationalize The LTSB-HBOS banking group after HBOS losses.

Lloyds were effectively frog marched to HBOS with a cheque book and are now being criticized about HBOS losses. I don't think Mr Moore will be the last person to criticize Gordon Brown over the state of the economy.

This story has a few twists and turns left in it yet!

Don

28,378 posts

313 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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Gentlemen.

If you would care to forward your CVs I would be entirely glad to peruse them and I will offer the job of "First Imperial Fixer" to the most suitable candidate.

Please forward your CVs to

First Primary Imperial Intergalactic Dictatorship Offices
London
SW1


Thank you. The winner will prove their loyalty in the old fashioned way. wink

heebeegeetee

30,121 posts

277 months

Sunday 15th February 2009
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AndrewW-G said:
They'll wait for a good oportunity so that the news is of his car crash / gardening accident can be burried. Mr Moore needs to be very carefull when Jade whats her face dies or if Madeline McCane is found
laugh

Leaving aside that you can get murdered, being a whistle blower who brings about the demise of the man who you blew the whistle about and who subsequently sacked you, must surely be one of the sweetest feelings it's possible for a human being to have. hehe