Oktoberfest for a stag. What's the best way to do it?
Oktoberfest for a stag. What's the best way to do it?
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trimbo

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1,099 posts

252 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Helping organise a stag do on the 19-20 Sep this year.

Oktoberfest is a very popular option, but, having spoken a few 'fest veterans, opinions are divided over the best way to play it.

Do we need to book in advance? If so, which tent? Are any weekends better than others? Are german birds really as dirty as their grumble flicks would suggest? Basically, any hints and tips gratefully received. Cheers.

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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ps off.

you tourists make the place messy.

smile

fathomfive

11,214 posts

219 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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trimbo said:
Are german birds really as dirty as their grumble flicks would suggest? Basically, any hints and tips gratefully received. Cheers.
Only if you have a comedy moustache, call yourself Hans and are well practiced in the 'exhibition position'

Cara Van Man

29,977 posts

280 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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escargot has some leather shorts he can lend you.

Davey111

732 posts

215 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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I think it is the middle weekend when all the Italians turn up, its not really a problem but it makes the place even busier. My advice would be to book at least a couple of months in advance if you want to camp to get a decent site. If you can afford it then I would really recomend booking in to a hotel or hostel.

When I went it rained non stop, we were camping and there were ques for over an hour for the showers. Often you can only get a seat outside and it is not nice getting back cold, drunk and soaked then having to climb into a cold, muddy tent.

Absolutely awsome though. One of the best weekends of my life!

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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KERCHING!!!

I might provide a shower service to any PHers neeeding it. My flat is a 15min U-Bahn ride from the site.

As per previous posters tho, make sure you book your place in the tents, otherwise you wont get in. Outside doesnt seem to matter as much IF you can get a seat.

Oh, and avoid the Hofbrauhaus tent if your wearing udnerwear. The aussies like to remove it from the wearer without asking politely.

LP

celticpilgrim

1,965 posts

272 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Sorry to wander O/T...

LP - nice pic of your Tiger

Many moons ago, the O/H and me went to see the tiger factory (when it was near Charlton FC) Jim (?) took me out, and FFS, I nearly had die poopen in die hosen!!

Would have loved to done an Oktoberfest, although I did put a fair few away when I Lived in Aachen for 3 months (as a student)

catso

16,372 posts

296 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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trimbo said:
Do we need to book in advance?
yes

trimbo said:
Are german birds really as dirty as their grumble flicks would suggest?
yes

beer

jatinder

1,667 posts

242 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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catso said:
trimbo said:
Do we need to book in advance?
yes

trimbo said:
Are german birds really as dirty as their grumble flicks would suggest?
yes

beer
I was thinking about booking in the next week or so.

Any recommendations of hotels not to far away.

How do you book a place in the tent?

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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celticpilgrim said:
Sorry to wander O/T...

LP - nice pic of your Tiger

Many moons ago, the O/H and me went to see the tiger factory (when it was near Charlton FC) Jim (?) took me out, and FFS, I nearly had die poopen in die hosen!!

Would have loved to done an Oktoberfest, although I did put a fair few away when I Lived in Aachen for 3 months (as a student)
I bought mine used off a guy in Edinborough. We went out in it, pootling around and then he just turned to me and said "im going to sell it to you now".

foot to the floor, it was an amazing sound and the acceleration was immence. 2 hours later she was mine.

Im hoping to bring her out to germany in the spring to wind up the natives

LP

Silent1

19,762 posts

264 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Drunk is the best way to do it usually.


Lord Pikey said:
ps off.

you tourists make the place messy.

smile
hehe

It's the italians that make it messy, closely followed by the austrians.

dan101smith

17,047 posts

240 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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We went a few years back and stayed on a campsite a short cab ride away.

Also didn't bother booking any tent spaces at the fest, but only had to queue for a little while to secure a seat in a garden.

All other details have been lost to the ravages of the Steins.

williamp

20,378 posts

302 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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I went once. I mamaged to get enough time off work, so went for the last day. Got there mid afternoon, had a few beers, went back to bed for a short while before the evening session...


...woke up at 10h45, by the time I got there it was all shut. Epic fail, as others would say!

Oh, and they still have C&A in Munich. And the C&A sells all the lederhosen you ever need. And those rather lovely female traditional costume as well. Although comming back with on of these, saying "I'd like you to wear this darling" might not go down too well.

it is great fun, but dont forget the beer halls in Munich too. And the Deutches museum. And the BMW museum. And Dachau. Very sobering...

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Normally, the easiest way to "sell" Oktoberfest is to put "Oktoberfest" into google images.

link

LP

Davey111

732 posts

215 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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jatinder said:
How do you book a place in the tent?
Go for the hardcore option, be up and there at opening time either 9 or 10 I think. Then you should be able to find a table. To be honest after a few litres of truly good beer you wont care/notice if you are inside or outside.

Other usefull hints: Tip the waitresses well. They do a bloody hard job and will remember if you don't!
Bring a few small bottles of Jaggermeister, great for warming you up later on.

SimonV8ster

12,991 posts

257 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Must admit I misread the title initially paperbag Anyway, whilst I'm here -

I'm going this year again - bloody awesome day out (or 3/4) !!

Book flights up as quickly as possible, don't know where abouts you are but Aerlingus are just about to start flying out of Gatwick. Booked mine last week.

Get accomodation soon as well - found a cheapish hotel near the main station which I have reserved, most hotels seem to want 100 quid a night but this ones about 50.

fk camping !! Did it for a week when I first went (about 20 years ago) and whilst it was dry it was bloody freezing !! Yep the beer helped me get through the night but I think it took a few years off my life.

Try to avoid the weekends as has already been suggested, bloody busy, go the beginning of the week - still plenty of people about.

Tried to look into booking some seats in the beer tents but not too sure how you do this ? If you not seated by mid afternoon its bloddy difficult to get a place at all. You have to stay put for the next few hours......shame.

KingJeff 4th

7,524 posts

213 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Do not.... and I repeat.... do not go on the Olympic rings rollercoaster ride after 5 Litres of beer and currywurst and cinnamon cake thing.....

Rob.

17,911 posts

247 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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I went last year and would definately be booking accomodation now. If you just want a basic room then I can recommend a hostel which is not too far away. We went on the last weekend of the event and did`nt book any tables in tents at all - we just turned up and to be honest on one night gate crashed a private party (but they were very welcoming!). In fact, everyone makes you welcome even if you share one end of a table with some locals. If I remember correctly if you do book a table in a tent, the reservation is only for some of the day and then at something like 18:00 you have to give it up. I put a thread on here just before I went:

http://www.pistonheads.co.uk/gassing/topic.asp?h=0...

Just remember you have to be seated before they will serve you beer.

FWDRacer

3,565 posts

253 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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KingJeff 4th said:
Do not.... and I repeat.... do not go on the Olympic rings rollercoaster ride after 5 Litres of beer and currywurst and cinnamon cake thing.....
Agreed hehe But - I'll raise you half a roast chicken.

I woke up in a U-Bahn station after my "Day Out" at the Oktoberfest. A colleague ended up in Regensburg after getting the wrong train at the Hauptbahnhoff.

Lethal day out if you conduct you self properly rofl You have been warned!

Hazy memory has been jogged - The Augustiner tent is the one to go for... Edelstoff by the litre - marvellous...

Edited by FWDRacer on Monday 16th February 13:03

Lord Pikey

3,257 posts

244 months

Monday 16th February 2009
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Rob. said:
Just remember you have to be seated before they will serve you beer.
The other method when it gets late is to ask nicely and most people at the tables will order drinks on your behalf.

For booking tickets, i seem to remember if you go to the websites of the main brewerys there are links from there

Hofbrau
Spaten
Augustina Brau

ah,

this might help

http://www.oktoberfest.de/en/index.php


EDIT - according to this

http://www.hofbraeu-festzelt.de/

most of it is booked up already. but i think im missing something becasue last year there were still a few places availible with a few weeks to go.


Edited by Lord Pikey on Monday 16th February 13:02