If the Cat Licked the Dinner Party Delight...

[Pferdestarke]

If you were having a dinner party, say for 8 guests and you'd spent a small fortune on a fore-rib of beef (£40), if you entered the kitchen only to find Moggy up on the work top contentedly licking away at the soon-to-be-cooked-to-perfection masterpiece, would you serve it to your unsuspecting dinner guests????

Assume temperatures above 180c would be achieved to sear the outside, medium rare within, so as to kill off any bacteria from the cow (or the cat).

[Jasandjules]

Can't see why not...

Many years ago, Christmas morning we came downstairs to find the cats had somehow managed to pull the 18lb turkey off the side and onto the floor, where they were rather enthusiastically getting stuck in to the legs..

It still tasted fine...
You can just trim off a bit around where the moggy was eating.

Edited by Jasandjules on Monday 16th February 12:02

[clarkmagpie]

cook the cat instead??

[Rawwr]

Yes, and then I'd announce it to the guests halfway through the meal

[bigTee]

Even if i caught the moggy humping the rump it would still be served.

No question.

[fathomfive]

This sounds remarkably like a Fawlty Towers episode...

[Famous Graham]

bigTee said:

Even if i caught the moggy humping the rump it would still be served.

No question.

"Interesting Sauce Bearnaise - do you have the recipe?"

"Weellll...."

[Driller]

Had the cat just licked its arse or not?

[Andy Zarse]

fathomfive said:

This sounds remarkably like a Fawlty Towers episode...

"We're about to take the life of a public health inspector and you're asking "How's the cat?"! It's gone to London to see the Queen!"

[shirt]

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

[Nic Jones]

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

[scumbagjag]

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Amateur.
I served bacon to a vegetarian jew.

[shirt]

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

[ali_kat]

shirt said:

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

Which was it?

Surely he'd know instantly, they are different colours FFS

[Nic Jones]

ali_kat said:

shirt said:

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

Which was it?

Surely he'd know instantly, they are different colours FFS

You do understand what kind of animal bacon comes from don't you Ali?

[The Nur]

stuffed with cheese peppers and bacon numbnuts

[skilly1]

ali_kat said:

shirt said:

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

Which was it?

Surely he'd know instantly, they are different colours FFS

I believe the hint is in the word bacon

Edited by skilly1 on Monday 16th February 12:33

[Hammerwerfer]

I've served horse steaks without telling the guests. Good laugh. Didn't them after either.

[Established 1984]

ali_kat said:

shirt said:

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

Which was it?

Surely he'd know instantly, they are different colours FFS

Where does bacon come from?

[fathomfive]

Established 1984 said:

ali_kat said:

shirt said:

Nic Jones said:

shirt said:

yep, no worries from me.

but then i have served pork to a muslim before now, only realising halfway through the meal.

Did you say anything?

i confessed about 5 years after the event. he still was not best pleased!

it was beef stuffed with cheese peppers & bacon, made for a dinner party and i completely forgot. once i realised i cringed on every mouthful.

i've since noticed each time i have one of his curries i have servere ring sting.

Which was it?

Surely he'd know instantly, they are different colours FFS

Where does bacon come from?

Asda?