Anyone speak German

[Mc Lovin]

I'm trying to get some wheels collected from Germany, Babelfish doesn't cut the mustard!

Hallo sorry mein pc ist kapput konte ich kein antwort geben aber habe ich in 2 karton eingepackt die maße ist 42cm -50cm -51cm meine adresse lautet mehmet kaya waldecker str 54 in 35104lichtenfels -neuckirchen mfg

[SS HSV]

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[dmitsi]

Ze Germans are coming.
According to what you've got here, you're now married to a tranvestite called Gunther Elbowstrong.

[Pork]

Germans do.

HTH.

[Firefoot]

He appears to be telling you that he has packed the wheels into 2 packages and has given the dimensions of the boxes. The last part is the collection address

HTH

[EngJock]

Mc Lovin said:

I'm trying to get some wheels collected from Germany, Babelfish doesn't cut the mustard!

Hallo sorry mein pc ist kapput konte ich kein antwort geben aber habe ich in 2 karton eingepackt die maße ist 42cm -50cm -51cm meine adresse lautet mehmet kaya waldecker str 54 in 35104lichtenfels -neuckirchen mfg

Hello, sorry but my computer is not working and I can't answer your question but I have packed two boxes their size is 42cm-50cm. My address is Mehmet Kaya, Waldecker Strasse (street) 54, 35104 (post code)

ETA - he seems to be the German equivalent of a chav. Der Chav, if you will...

Edited by EngJock on Tuesday 17th February 14:21

[mmertens]

Mc Lovin said:

I'm trying to get some wheels collected from Germany, Babelfish doesn't cut the mustard!

Hallo sorry mein pc ist kapput konte ich kein antwort geben aber habe ich in 2 karton eingepackt die maße ist 42cm -50cm -51cm meine adresse lautet mehmet kaya waldecker str 54 in 35104lichtenfels -neuckirchen mfg

Apparently Mehmet is not the most avid user of punctuation and also German is not his favourite language, but here goes:

Hi Sorry my PC is broken [therefore] I couldn't answer you, but I have packed [it?] in 2 boxes the size is 42 cm-50cm-51cm my address is Mehmet Kaya, Waldecker Strasse 54, 35104 Lichtenfels-Neukirchen. Wbg (with best regards).

[Mc Lovin]

Thanks very much guys

[Hammerwerfer]

Mc Lovin said:

I'm trying to get some wheels collected from Germany, Babelfish doesn't cut the mustard!

Hallo sorry mein pc ist kapput konte ich kein antwort geben aber habe ich in 2 karton eingepackt die maße ist 42cm -50cm -51cm meine adresse lautet mehmet kaya waldecker str 54 in 35104lichtenfels -neuckirchen mfg

address:

Mehmet Kaya
Waldecker Strasse 54
351041 Lichtenfels-Neukirchen

[mmertens]

Damned, beaten to it!

[EngJock]

mmertens said:

Damned, beaten to it!

[hugoagogo]

EngJock said:

Mc Lovin said:

I'm trying to get some wheels collected from Germany, Babelfish doesn't cut the mustard!

Hallo sorry mein pc ist kapput konte ich kein antwort geben aber habe ich in 2 karton eingepackt die maße ist 42cm -50cm -51cm meine adresse lautet mehmet kaya waldecker str 54 in 35104lichtenfels -neuckirchen mfg

Hello, sorry but my computer is not working and I can't answer your question but I have packed two boxes their size is 42cm-50cm. My address is Mehmet Kaya, Waldecker Strasse (street) 54, 35104 (post code)

ETA - he seems to be the German equivalent of a chav. Der Chav, if you will...

without wishing to be racialismist, 'Mehmet' is the clue there....

[DrTre]

Rough translation:

Hello
The dildo designed to make your bum go kaput, measuring roughly 42-51cm, you ordered from Madame Kayas, has been packed in a carton for delivery. The cock ring in which you can squeeze your back wheels will be delivered shortly.

Many thanks.

Edit: According to Google Translation

Edited by DrTre on Tuesday 17th February 14:31

[cardigankid]

And here is where to find him - -

[Mc Lovin]

According to DHL it'd be cheaper to go and find him myself!!

[cardigankid]

Come on now, if this is wheels my name is Mehmet. What have you bought?

[JMGS4]

Mc Lovin said:

According to DHL it'd be cheaper to go and find him myself!!

Get it sent through DPD, it's the best and cheapest Germany-UK. I know been doing it for years. DHL is a huge rip-off.

[Mc Lovin]

Ok you got me, its 50,000 faux hitler style tashes.

I thought it'd be a niche market.....


Anyone know if there is a cheaper way than booking through interparcel? Bearing in mind its a one off collection and i'm not a business.

[philthy]

DrTre said:

Rough translation:

Hello
The dildo designed to make your bum go kaput, measuring roughly 42-51cm, you ordered from Madame Kayas, has been packed in a carton for delivery. The cock ring in which you can squeeze your back wheels will be delivered shortly.

Many thanks.

Edit: According to Google Translation

I just LOL'd in my shop. My colleague is looking at me very strangely now.

Edited by philthy on Tuesday 17th February 14:38

[Glocko]

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