I went on the Internet (Yahoo Dating site) and I found this!

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Is it wrong to find this, er, person, captivating? Obviously Yahoo! picked her for my Hotlist for a reason, so I guess we are destined to achieve great things together...

Never met a 6'4" girl before



"My name is Jill , And I am looking for An open minded guy, to entertain me. I work alot out of the country, and when I come home I would like someone to be there at my beckoning call. Many men have not liked my ideas of fun and games, They say i am a rough houser. But it helps me stay mentally focused on my work. I am not looking for a marriage partner,.I do not believe in set ups. I just want a toy to play with when I am in the country.I don't like connections, and i dislike giving up personal information so guys get over your selves."

Athletic, Ocupation: freelance military, speaks: English, French, German, Russian.

Seeks: Couch Potato, Reality show addict, Soaps, soaps, soaps, I want to be on a game show too, Channel Hopper, Tivo is my best friend.
Ideal partner: red haired or bald guy, 22-42, slim or thick, smoker, unemployed, widowed, living with parents, has kids, scientologist,

TV habits of ideal partner: Couch Potato, Reality show addict, Soaps, soaps, soaps, I want to be on a game show too, Channel Hopper.

Edited by Cpn Jack Spanner on Thursday 19th February 23:10

[MrV]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Athletic, Ocupation: freelance military,

So a mercenary then

[G'kar]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Ideal partner: red haired or bald guy, 22-42, slim or thick, smoker, unemployed, widowed, living with parents, has kids, scientologist,

Those were your matching criteria?

[Papoo]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Seeks: Couch Potato, Reality show addict, Soaps, soaps, soaps, I want to be on a game show too, Channel Hopper, Tivo is my best friend.
Ideal partner: red haired or bald guy, 22-42, slim or thick, smoker, unemployed, widowed, living with parents, has kids, scientologist,

TV habits of ideal partner: Couch Potato, Reality show addict, Soaps, soaps, soaps, I want to be on a game show too, Channel Hopper.

Sounds lovely, doesn't she?

[Nobody You Know]

MrV said:

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Athletic, Ocupation: freelance military,

So a mercenary then

No, she's a Hitman/woman. either that or she's just mental.

BTW pics are not working now! This thread is useless without pictures

[ZR1cliff]

Jill said:

They say i am a rough houser. But it helps me stay mentally focused on my work.

She's definitely not 'Vanilla' and boring - Get yourself ready for a good thrashing.

Edited by ZR1cliff on Thursday 19th February 17:28

[Olivero]

Nobody You Know said:

MrV said:

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Athletic, Ocupation: freelance military,

So a mercenary then

No, she's a Hitman/woman. either that or she's just mental.

BTW pics are not working now! This thread is useless without pictures

Hitman who wants a visa ?

[AlexKP]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Is it wrong to find this, er, person, captivating? Obviously Yahoo! picked her for my Hotlist for a reason, so I guess we are destined to achieve great things together...

Never met a 6'4" girl before

No, but have you met an ex-squaddie transexual in a dress before?

No?

Well you're gonna....

[LotusACBC]

G'kar said:

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Ideal partner: red haired or bald guy, 22-42, slim or thick, smoker, unemployed, widowed, living with parents, has kids, scientologist,

Those were your matching criteria?

Christ I have tears rolling down my face

[anonymous-user]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Seeks: Couch Potato, Reality show addict, Soaps, soaps, soaps, I want to be on a game show too, Channel Hopper, Tivo is my best friend.
[...]

Many men have not liked my ideas of fun

Yes, funny that.

[Roo.]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

CVM?

[190E Matt]

Roo. said:

CVM?

What is CVM?

Edited by 190E Matt on Thursday 19th February 18:07

[Famous Graham]

190E Matt said:

Roo. said:

CVM?

What is CVM?

That's a very good question. No one really knows.

[Papoo]

He's working towards rodding somone who doesn't know how long it takes to get over someone...

[E31Shrew]

Probably in possession of a three piece suite too

[Grey Ghost]

Famous Graham said:

190E Matt said:

Roo. said:

CVM?

What is CVM?

That's a very good question. No one really knows.

Currently Vagina Missing ????

[AlexKP]

Roo. said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

CVM?

A quick Google find this:
http://www.cvmen.org.uk/

I'm confused.

[Snake the Sniper]

thegavster said:

Really tall girls are scary in bed, especially if they're not supermodel thin.

Surely only if you're not really tall? At 6'3", I'd be willing to give a girl that tall a go. As long as the mrs wasn't looking.

[spikeyhead]

That's scary

http://a323.yahoofs.com/personals/498d1233zc1101bd...

[Snake the Sniper]

spikeyhead said:

That's scary

http://a323.yahoofs.com/personals/498d1233zc1101bd...

Better looking than the wife.