Random, unexpected delivery.

[Tazfan]

The Postie has just dropped off a parcel. I was expecting some stuff, but I could not figure out what it was by feeling it. It is addressed to me, with name and postcode etc. I opened it, and I am totally baffled.
It is a pair of size 2, black wellies!
I have no need for wellies, I have never ordered any, and I dont have kids!
There were no documents with it giving me a clue about where they are from.

Anyone else had anything random delivered they were not expecting?

Edited by Tazfan on Friday 20th February 12:02

[metro lover]

just bills

[wadgebeast]

Is it to use instead of durex extra safe condoms? Are you expecting some back door action this weekend?

[Crimson Tide]

It's the calling card of a local hitman. Your days are numbered i'm afraid.

[UncappedTag]

What a co-incidence I got a shovel.

[DamoLLb]

The stuff you were expecting.....forget it, its now in the form of size 2 wellies, whilst an expectant mother anticipating another wet summer has just received that back order from autocar you were after

[lawrence567]

Got sent a mobile phone once (brand new).
When i was on the 3 network.
Was'nt due an upgrade & hadnt spoken to anyone about it.
Kept it for a few months incase they phoned up.
No one did, contract ended.
No reprocussions - ended up with a free Sony Ericcson camera phone .

[metro lover]

UncappedTag said:

What a co-incidence I got a shovel.

You just need a mac, and something to bury now

[GreenDog]

wadgebeast said:

Is it to use instead of durex extra safe condoms? Are you expecting some back door action this weekend?

Playing in the mud ?

[NDA]

Tazfan said:

Anyone else had anything random delivered they were not expecting?

Yeah, the kids.

[MK4 Slowride]

Had some taxi driver hassling my mum with some delivery a few years ago, he kept ringing. I told her to get him to contact me. I spoke to him & he left it in the bin.



I got it out of the bin covered in creepy crawlies opend the box & it was a bum-bag and some flyers for porn? Considering even to this day I've never bought anything off the internets I've no idea why it was sent & no one was charged for it.

[Fer]

Bloke goes into Superdrug and asks for some extra strong condoms.

"I'm sorry", says the assistant, "we do not have any. Have you tried Boots?"

"Boots?" he says, "I want to f**k her, not kick her to death."

HTH.

[tom g]

MK4 Slowride said:

Had some taxi driver hassling my mum with some delivery a few years ago, he kept ringing. I told her to get him to contact me. I spoke to him & he left it in the bin.



I got it out of the bin covered in creepy crawlies opend the box & it was a bum-bag and some flyers for porn? Considering even to this day I've never bought anything off the internets I've no idea why it was sent & no one was charged for it.

Eh? On so many counts.

[Tazfan]

I have nothing planned for the weekend, no.

I am waiting for stabilizer bars, 2 keyrings, and an XD card. Not wellies.

As for it being a calling card for a local hit man, Im a little worried now.

[dibbers006]

Tazfan said:

The Postie has just dropped off a parcel... pair of size 2, black wellies!

Not the most exciting of random deliveries.

I once had a Scalextric turn up. Turns out I had won a competition but boy was that Random!

[trooperiziz]

Tazfan said:

I am waiting for stabilizer bars

Finding the new mountain bike a little tricky?

[Silverbullet767]

tom g said:

MK4 Slowride said:

Had some taxi driver hassling my mum with some delivery a few years ago, he kept ringing. I told her to get him to contact me. I spoke to him & he left it in the bin.



I got it out of the bin covered in creepy crawlies opend the box & it was a bum-bag and some flyers for porn? Considering even to this day I've never bought anything off the internets I've no idea why it was sent & no one was charged for it.

Eh? On so many counts.

Xbox withdrawal, these are normal symptoms...