So people have you got a zombie plan?
Discussion
Having just watched 28 days later (btw it is one of the best zombie films ive seen 
) it dawned on my ive not had a proper zombie plan in years 
So far the only thing ive come up with is get to my ex-gf's house asap, her dad is a total gun nut, has loads! He doesnt really like me so id probably have to deal with him, but erm thats all ive got so far.
Could also go about what would be the best way of getting around? I dont think a ferrari or a london cab would be the safest/most versatile.
Anyways lets hear it!
) it dawned on my ive not had a proper zombie plan in years So far the only thing ive come up with is get to my ex-gf's house asap, her dad is a total gun nut, has loads! He doesnt really like me so id probably have to deal with him, but erm thats all ive got so far.
Could also go about what would be the best way of getting around
? I dont think a ferrari or a london cab would be the safest/most versatile.Anyways lets hear it!
BRAIN SANDWICHES
1 set of brains
1 qt. water
1 tbsp. vinegar
1 c. all-purpose flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt
2 egg yolks
1 tbsp. melted butter
1 tsp. lemon rind
1/2 c. milk
2 stiffly beaten egg whites
Lard for deep frying
Soak in cold acidulated water (1 quart water and 1 tablespoon vinegar) for about 3 hours. Skin them and soak in lukewarm water to free them from all traces of blood.
Then as they are rather mushy in texture, firm them by again blanching in acidulated water to cover for about 20 minutes. (Do not boil.)
Sift flour, baking powder and salt. Beat egg yolks and blend dry ingredients into them. Beat in 1 tablespoon melted butter and 1 teaspoon lemon rind (optional) and 1/2 cup milk. Beat until stiff but not dry, 2 egg whites. Fold them into the batter. Add the brains. Drop into hot fat (lard) and fry until golden on both sides. Drain on paper towel.
Serve on bun with pickle and onion and mustard.
1 set of brains
1 qt. water
1 tbsp. vinegar
1 c. all-purpose flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1/4 tsp. salt
2 egg yolks
1 tbsp. melted butter
1 tsp. lemon rind
1/2 c. milk
2 stiffly beaten egg whites
Lard for deep frying
Soak in cold acidulated water (1 quart water and 1 tablespoon vinegar) for about 3 hours. Skin them and soak in lukewarm water to free them from all traces of blood.
Then as they are rather mushy in texture, firm them by again blanching in acidulated water to cover for about 20 minutes. (Do not boil.)
Sift flour, baking powder and salt. Beat egg yolks and blend dry ingredients into them. Beat in 1 tablespoon melted butter and 1 teaspoon lemon rind (optional) and 1/2 cup milk. Beat until stiff but not dry, 2 egg whites. Fold them into the batter. Add the brains. Drop into hot fat (lard) and fry until golden on both sides. Drain on paper towel.
Serve on bun with pickle and onion and mustard.
Having a Zombie plan that doesnt take into account the clasification of said zonmbies is bound to fail.
Are they the slow plodding mindless horrors of the 80's? If so your dire straits LP collection will be fine for defence.
Modern hyperactive rage filled manic brain eating machines are best watched from another country...
Are they the slow plodding mindless horrors of the 80's? If so your dire straits LP collection will be fine for defence.
Modern hyperactive rage filled manic brain eating machines are best watched from another country...
My mate's house has removable stairs and we can get onto his garage roof from the top floor, so we can get upstairs and then stand on roof, point and laugh at the assembled undead.
If they're the runny jumpy kind, we'll either go to some kind of pub ([Ed/]safe, I know it and I can smoke[/Ed]), airport or a shopping mall. Or just become dinner...
If they're the runny jumpy kind, we'll either go to some kind of pub ([Ed/]safe, I know it and I can smoke[/Ed]), airport or a shopping mall. Or just become dinner...
goto my supermarket, it sits on top of a hill so u can see all the surrounding area and has a massive car park so you can prepare for zombie threat.
security measured designed to keep out ram raids. a few brainnnnnn's zombies shouldn't be a problem. most food in tins is edible upto a good 5 years and as long as you keep water moving it shouldn't go stagnant but have water purifiers at hand.
there is easy access to the roof so if you had a rifle you can quite easily protect the perimeter. if all else fails there is alcohol, gas canisters and knifes to fight them off with till the last minute.
security measured designed to keep out ram raids. a few brainnnnnn's zombies shouldn't be a problem. most food in tins is edible upto a good 5 years and as long as you keep water moving it shouldn't go stagnant but have water purifiers at hand.
there is easy access to the roof so if you had a rifle you can quite easily protect the perimeter. if all else fails there is alcohol, gas canisters and knifes to fight them off with till the last minute.
Assuming the Zombies are of the hyper aggressive, boosted strength, speed, agility kind ,( 28 days later etc) I would be looking to fortify my nearest out door and recreation outlet, stock up on supplies and go hi jack a lovely big yacht down in Oceanside Marina. Then just kick back and take sniper style pot shots of the brain hungry buggers from a nice safe 1/4mile from the shore. If things got a little scarier i.e they start swimming towards me its time to fire up the engines throw a nice big net or two overboard and do some zombie trawling. Cut & weight the net with some ballast drop the f
kers down to the deep.
kers down to the deep.hmm, now, I thought about this the last time this kind of thread came round, but I think it was about chavs, anyway I digress.
So, what would I do.
Well first, I would go to the nearest large motorbike accsesory store In a Landy or Powerful 4WD barge, So I can pick up a complete suit of forcefield armour, then don the thickest leathers I could.
Right thats me armoured pretty well.
so then I would get into the landy/barge and then go to the nearest gun shop (for me, about 15 miles away, zombies wont pose much threat to a landy on the motorway heh, rollcage and bull bars FTW)
so now I'm loaded up with a landy full of shotgun cartradges, rifle rounds and a shotty and rifle or 2.
So Now I'm armoured, mobile and armed. NICE.
but I need a place to fend the super zombies off, hmmm, supermarket sounds good, but there are too many windows, and it would probably already be filled with zombies, could fight them off, could be fun, or I could die. well what I do is Go to a shopping centre (like bluewater not ashford retail outlet) so then I drive into said shopping centre. Have a bit of fun running zombies down with my landy, but then make my way towards the nearest food shop after clearing a path and making it safe to get out of the car.
get out load up what Small space I have in the landy that isnt filled with ammo and guns with tinned food and drink, and a few (lots) bottles of spirits. Then I drive into the nearest hardwear shop with secure looking metal shutters and pull them down.
while Im in there being safe, I Poke my shotgun through a hole I have dug into the wall with a shovel (every landy 'should' have a shovel tied to the front, If not, IM IN A HARDWARE STORE, get a Drill and hammer out) and then just start taking pot shots and zombies heads while being safe behind metal shutters and about 6 inch of concrete getting drunk.
and as I'm now in a hardware shop, start constructing things 'ala A team' and magyver to stop the zombies getting in when I have to leave to get more food. also, Cos It would be boring, I would make some sort of assault course, a cross between 'NINJA WARRIOR' (on challenge TV channel for those who dont know) and an army course.
Also I would make a bed and a few rooms as there is plenty of wood in a hardware store, Hey, What Am I going to do with my time other than get drunk and kill zombies, Gotta do something.
basically, Now, I'm set till I run out of food, then, All I have to do, Is get back into my re-inforced landy (from hardware shop) and set my own shutters to come down behind me as I open the shops ones, So then the zombies cant get into my safe zone. only the space between the two shutters, (all of 20-25 foot)
Then go to nearest food shop, and take eveything that is still edable, go back to re-inforced shop, Kill all the zombies that are near to my shutters and shut myself up in there and repeat that until the army or someone sorts all of the zombies out.
Mabye raid a computer shop/game store and get some TV/XBOX/ps3's going to pass the time when Im not either killing or making something.
job jobbed.
So, what would I do.
Well first, I would go to the nearest large motorbike accsesory store In a Landy or Powerful 4WD barge, So I can pick up a complete suit of forcefield armour, then don the thickest leathers I could.
Right thats me armoured pretty well.
so then I would get into the landy/barge and then go to the nearest gun shop (for me, about 15 miles away, zombies wont pose much threat to a landy on the motorway heh, rollcage and bull bars FTW)
so now I'm loaded up with a landy full of shotgun cartradges, rifle rounds and a shotty and rifle or 2.
So Now I'm armoured, mobile and armed. NICE.
but I need a place to fend the super zombies off, hmmm, supermarket sounds good, but there are too many windows, and it would probably already be filled with zombies, could fight them off, could be fun, or I could die. well what I do is Go to a shopping centre (like bluewater not ashford retail outlet) so then I drive into said shopping centre. Have a bit of fun running zombies down with my landy, but then make my way towards the nearest food shop after clearing a path and making it safe to get out of the car.
get out load up what Small space I have in the landy that isnt filled with ammo and guns with tinned food and drink, and a few (lots) bottles of spirits. Then I drive into the nearest hardwear shop with secure looking metal shutters and pull them down.
while Im in there being safe, I Poke my shotgun through a hole I have dug into the wall with a shovel (every landy 'should' have a shovel tied to the front, If not, IM IN A HARDWARE STORE, get a Drill and hammer out) and then just start taking pot shots and zombies heads while being safe behind metal shutters and about 6 inch of concrete getting drunk.
and as I'm now in a hardware shop, start constructing things 'ala A team' and magyver to stop the zombies getting in when I have to leave to get more food. also, Cos It would be boring, I would make some sort of assault course, a cross between 'NINJA WARRIOR' (on challenge TV channel for those who dont know) and an army course.
Also I would make a bed and a few rooms as there is plenty of wood in a hardware store, Hey, What Am I going to do with my time other than get drunk and kill zombies, Gotta do something.
basically, Now, I'm set till I run out of food, then, All I have to do, Is get back into my re-inforced landy (from hardware shop) and set my own shutters to come down behind me as I open the shops ones, So then the zombies cant get into my safe zone. only the space between the two shutters, (all of 20-25 foot)
Then go to nearest food shop, and take eveything that is still edable, go back to re-inforced shop, Kill all the zombies that are near to my shutters and shut myself up in there and repeat that until the army or someone sorts all of the zombies out.
Mabye raid a computer shop/game store and get some TV/XBOX/ps3's going to pass the time when Im not either killing or making something.
job jobbed.
This thread has really made me think! I am not in the slightest bit prepared for a zombie attack and I suspect the vast majority of households aren't either. We are constantly being told to check our smoke alarm batteries and ensure we have an escape plan but nobody ever warns us about zombies. What we need is a national awareness campaign like those adverts with Julie Walters, only less annoying. Perhaps also Urban Ninja could tour schools with his Landy and his shotguns and give talks to the kids on the subject?
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