Can we have a Paul Calf thread?

[Pferdestarke]

Search is playing up but he deserves another thread anyway: Paul Calf, legend!

What you fookin lookin' at?

Went to the chippy for a bit of 'nose-bag' and a student was paying for a bag of chips with a cheque! Bag o'shyte!

Mates called 'Dead Kev' as he looks dead and 'Bob the Blob, Fat Bob, Big Fat Lonely Bob the Blob'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsZ10ydh59w

[Pferdestarke]

Before someone says it: BUMP!

[Skywalker]

Are you some fkin' student?

[Ganglandboss]

Forgive me, but you've got st shoes on, you stty shoed bd!

[Bigdrift]

no lets not , not his best character imho

[Mr Whippy]

Ganglandboss said:

Forgive me, but you've got st shoes on, you stty shoed bd!

Iirc doesn't he stumble and get it wrong, and then just smack the person

Need to get that on DVD now I think back. Classic clip of that 205 GTi 1.9 follows shortly afterwards too

[Ganglandboss]

Mr Whippy said:

Ganglandboss said:

Forgive me, but you've got st shoes on, you stty shoed bd!

Iirc doesn't he stumble and get it wrong, and then just smack the person

Need to get that on DVD now I think back. Classic clip of that 205 GTi 1.9 follows shortly afterwards too

Well, drunkenly barges into him rather than smack him - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSryNFulaQ

One of my favourite lines is in 'Three Fights, Two Weddings and a Funeral'

Vicar: Do you, Pauline Lulu Calf, take Spiros Zorba Panathegeorgeados to be your lawful wedded husband?

Paul (muttering behind the camera): I wonder what that's worth at Scrabble?

[The Excession]

Paul: 'Julie, can I have a word?'
Julie: 'Yeah... loser'

Paul: 'Spin on... That's it free love. What's that mean?'
Dolphin: 'The physical coupling of young deciples...'
Paul: 'What you mean shagging?'
Dolphin: '... as part of an alternative experience...'
Paul: 'Yeah well it would be for me...'
Dolphin: 'My name's Dolphin... as in the mammal'
Paul: 'Calf as in baby cow...'

Pauline 'Ahhhh little Barry Parry.... I'll never forget that Christmas Eve when we were going out together... shagging all night in your dad's bed. Where were you?'
Barry Parry: 'In the pub... consoling me mum'

Pauline: 'asta-la-vista you tw4t'

Barry Parry: 'You're dead....'
Paul: 'You're deader.'

[Glocko]

This thread is a Bag o' Shyte

[Mr Whippy]

Ganglandboss said:

Mr Whippy said:

Ganglandboss said:

Forgive me, but you've got st shoes on, you stty shoed bd!

Iirc doesn't he stumble and get it wrong, and then just smack the person

Need to get that on DVD now I think back. Classic clip of that 205 GTi 1.9 follows shortly afterwards too

Well, drunkenly barges into him rather than smack him - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZSryNFulaQ

Hehe, still so funny