Are you serious?

[dirty boy]

Just had a phone call from the wife

Her "Hi, what's my works number?"
Me "5742**"
Her "Thanks, love you, bye"
hangs up

Work colleagues start laughing.

This is the truth, I swear on my kids lives, she phones me up 'at least' once a month to ask me this same stupid question.

She's only been there 12 fecking years!!!


Anyone else married to a hairdresser?

[Cara Van Man]

dirty boy said:

hairdresser

MODS, close the thread, we've solved the riddle.

[BeerForBreakfast]

At least she's not having a ride on another man's motorbike.

[dirty boy]

BeerForBreakfast said:

At least she's not having a ride on another man's motorbike.

One can only wish

[stu67]

Yep

her "I've got to go and work in another store for a couple of weeks"

me "that's nice it will make a change"

her " Yes but I've got to practice driving up there"

me "WTF"

Spent last weekend driving up to said temp store "practicing" anything for a quite life!

[OJ]

I've been working here for nearly a year and I still have to look at my business card when someone asks me my desk number, and that's only 4 digits ffs!

[XMES RUS]

OJ said:

I've been working here for nearly a year and I still have to look at my business card when someone asks me my desk number, and that's only 4 digits ffs!

OJ - dont you mean your prison number?

[Silent_Assassin]

BeerForBreakfast said:

At least she's not having a ride on another man's motorbike.

Is she a personal trainer..????

[tonyvid]

dirty boy said:

Just had a phone call from the wife


This is the truth, I swear on my kids lives, she phones me up 'at least' once a month to ask me this same stupid question.

She's only been there 12 fecking years!!!


Anyone else married to a hairdresser?

Two little phrases carry so much weight!

[Tim Mosley]

If my desk number wasnt 007, i'd forget it too.

[OJ]

XMES RUS said:

OJ said:

I've been working here for nearly a year and I still have to look at my business card when someone asks me my desk number, and that's only 4 digits ffs!

OJ - dont you mean your prison number?

Seems like it some days!... do prisoners have business cards?

OJ - Car Theft Specialist
Wormwood Scrubs Technical Department
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