Pick one, and you can get away with it.

[sstein]

We all have those moments where we want to do something we know we shouldn't, most of us supress it and get on with our lives.

BUT

If you could do one of the above, and get away with it, which would you choose.

-

Stuart

[10 Pence Short]

I notice "F*ck a country" is missing from the list, so what are any Labour MPs supposed to choose?

[KANEIT]

Monkeys annoy me so to throw one around a bit may be quite satisfying.

[mybrainhurts]

Why isn't there a Push a Gordon Brown out of an aeroplane...?

[ShadownINja]

Are we allowed to take part if we haven't owned midgets, babies, monkeys, pigeons, old people or mentals?

[Berserker LM]

Shove incompetent bankers along with the whole bloody Labour party into a blast furnace. Then use the slag to build more roads for us to play on!

Edited by Berserker LM on Wednesday 25th February 00:25

[10 Pence Short]

Berserker LM said:

Shove incompetent bankers along with the whole bloody Labour party into a blast furnace. Then use the slag to build more roads for us to play on!

Edited by Berserker LM on Wednesday 25th February 00:25

I thought PH had decided we couldn't be nasty to Jade Goody any more?

[stifler]

I've already kicked a pigeon. NEXT.

[OllieWinchester]

This is easily one of the most perturbing threads I have ever read on PH.









Keep it up.

[Adam B]

assume "other" might as well be renamed "kick Gordon Brown in the nuts"

[Poledriver]

'Other' as in " Kick the next instigator of a stupid poll"

HTH

[Rotary Madness]

I notice there is no option for "get in a main battle tank, and go about your chosen city/town blowing up groups of chavs, most notably the ones who all seem to gather outside mcdonalds who make it impossible to get in or out without a confrontation from a 15 yr old slag and her 12 children, that my taxes pay for "

[Berserker LM]

Adam B said:

assume "other" might as well be renamed "kick Gordon Brown in the nuts"

I guessed that to be the case when I clicked that option...

[Uhura_Fighter]

Poledriver said:

'Other' as in " Kick the next instigator of a stupid poll"

HTH

Ok not a poll but.....

A Thread

[sleep envy]

other - dry slap someone who wears a rucksack on the tube during rush hour

[OllieWinchester]

sleep envy said:

other - dry slap someone who wears a rucksack on the tube during rush hour

I've always wondered about this phrase. How do you go about giving someone a 'wet slap'? Lather them up like you are going to shave them?

[Mr.Jimbo]

Kick a pigeon. But it has to be a full on, johnny wilkinson, conversion-to-put-england-through decent kick, preferably with a target for me to hit said pigeon at.

What, I haven't thought of this before... honest!