Good lock

[blindswelledrat]

I don't often commend thread closures but Im glad the 'coffee' thread got locked as the perfect example of all the bad side of PH.

How many different tediously unfunny was are there to say "have sex with someone"
I reckon that could have gone to 15 pages on a painfull loop of repetitous "smash her back doors in" and even less funny "one in the pink, one in the stink".

I wouldn't mind if every so often someone came up with a new one, but "smash her back doors in" was funny for the first time it was used.
It is not funny when you see it 16 times per day 365 days per year.

Its is almost a nervous reaction by the unimaginitive.

unimaginativeteenager said:

Oooooo someones is talking about sex. Quick as possible see if I can type "smash her back doors in"

• types smash her back doors*
• punches the air in victory*

"Yes!!!!Did it. I was the first to type it in. Bring on the roffles"

• stares at the screen refreshing every ten seconds*

"WHy the hell is noone roffling my back doors? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU LOT?"

• refresh refresh refresh*

"Must have not seen it. Let me type it somewhere else."
etc etc etc

Now stop soing it will you all?

Edited by blindswelledrat on Wednesday 25th February 10:57

[10 Pence Short]

You should kick them in the face.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

[DamoLLb]

yes, I will stop soing it

[Tim Mosley]

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

[castrolcraig]

god i miss rod rammage.

[Gylen]

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Tediously unfunny but with an unusually menacing twist in the tail. Like it.

[mitzy]

castrolcraig said:

god i miss rod rammage.

He misses u too

[Rude-boy]

BSR - WTF is wrong with you this week? I'm finding it increasingly hard to disagree with you. This does not compute.

Please bring back the real BSR that we all love to hate!

[asbo]

Did anyone else read the thread as: "Good Cock"?

[Sixpackpert]

Oooh, sorry, hit a nerve there.

Not a teenager either but obviously got a far to juvenile mind.

<Goes away to think about what I have done>

[blindswelledrat]

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Being relatively new here you could be forgiven for thinking that that is mildly amusing and ironic reply.
WHen youve been here a while you will appreciate that this was the most painful and predictable response to this thread that you could have possibly made.
It was inevitable.
I have a good feeling about you though.
I think you will come to realise it and learn from your mistakes.
Many, many don't.

[spikeyhead]

I was surprised no-one mentioned horlicks, far better than coffee for a late night drink.

[Tim Mosley]

Gylen said:

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Tediously unfunny but with an unusually menacing twist in the tail. Like it.

Thanks

[blindswelledrat]

Gylen said:

Tediously unfunny but with an unusually menacing twist in the tail. Like it.

Actually this is true.
I think that was why I have hope for you.

[Tim Mosley]

blindswelledrat said:

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Being relatively new here you could be forgiven for thinking that that is mildly amusing and ironic reply.
WHen youve been here a while you will appreciate that this was the most painful and predictable response to this thread that you could have possibly made.
It was inevitable.
I have a good feeling about you though.
I think you will come to realise it and learn from your mistakes.
Many, many don't.

I'll be honest, I did find it amusing.

Then again, I was one of thoseannoying s in school who found it funny when someone sat down in a plastic chair and made a fart noise.

[blindswelledrat]

Rude-boy said:

BSR - WTF is wrong with you this week? I'm finding it increasingly hard to disagree with you. This does not compute.

Please bring back the real BSR that we all love to hate!

Anal sex with your mother is mellowing me out. look -

Edited by blindswelledrat on Wednesday 25th February 11:08

[asbo]

Tim Mosley said:

blindswelledrat said:

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Being relatively new here you could be forgiven for thinking that that is mildly amusing and ironic reply.
WHen youve been here a while you will appreciate that this was the most painful and predictable response to this thread that you could have possibly made.
It was inevitable.
I have a good feeling about you though.
I think you will come to realise it and learn from your mistakes.
Many, many don't.

I'll be honest, I did find it amusing.

Then again, I was one of thoseannoying s in school who found it funny when someone sat down in a plastic chair and made a fart noise.

<snigger>

[hornetrider]

Beats me why the McLovin thread is still going, tbh

[Rude-boy]

blindswelledrat said:

Rude-boy said:

BSR - WTF is wrong with you this week? I'm finding it increasingly hard to disagree with you. This does not compute.

Please bring back the real BSR that we all love to hate!

Anal sex with your mother is mellowing me out. look -

That's better, but still way off form. I mean it was only one step removed from "yo mama". Something I would expect a 1 month newbie to come back with.

[EngJock]

Tim Mosley said:

blindswelledrat said:

Tim Mosley said:

Any more st threads like this and i'll smash your back doors in.

And you'll enjoy it.

Being relatively new here you could be forgiven for thinking that that is mildly amusing and ironic reply.
WHen youve been here a while you will appreciate that this was the most painful and predictable response to this thread that you could have possibly made.
It was inevitable.
I have a good feeling about you though.
I think you will come to realise it and learn from your mistakes.
Many, many don't.

I'll be honest, I did find it amusing.

Then again, I was one of thoseannoying s in school who found it funny when someone sat down in a plastic chair and made a fart noise.

me too