Entertaining ways to say "I wont be here tomorrow"?

[Goochie]

Each time someone has a few days off, they send an email to the entire company saying something along the lines of "I shall be out of the office until Monday......" and some put "I shall be taking some annual leave tomorrow...."

But I'm looking for something a little more entertaining to send round this afternoon for my long weekend.

Any ideas?

[Scott328i]

I will be in hospital over the weekend

On my return please address me as edwina?

p.s also have a long weekend and will use any good ideas.

Edited by Scott328i on Thursday 26th February 13:43

[theaxe]

"If you are reading this I'm already dead














... happy to be out of the office. See you Monday!"

Edited by theaxe on Thursday 26th February 13:44

[Chim Chim]

This is my list for the "Out of Office" email function, you could use these as a basis?:-

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's
having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and
your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to
receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Bob'

[MitchT]

I look forward to the day that I leave, if only because I'll be putting an amusing 'Out of Office' on my Outlook

[mr brightside]

The old C U Next Tuesday routine gets aired in this office all the time, causing much laughter...even after years of it.

[fido]

See you next tuesday - that's assuming you have taken Monday off.


Damn you, Mr Brightside for killing my idea.

Edited by fido on Thursday 26th February 14:32

[Nobody You Know]

"smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for braekfast (on Monday)"

"If I'm not back by Monday avenge my death"

[Goochie]

Chim Chim said:

This is my list for the "Out of Office" email function, you could use these as a basis?:-

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to
you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I am at the doctor's
having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless
emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and
your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server
connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again.

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a
queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to
receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

10. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Loretta' instead of 'Bob'

Oh, now I'm spoilt for choice !

[dibbers006]

We would get in trouble for anything that elaborate but I tend to go with...

I am currently 'Out of the Office' Please contact Anon. (insert 80s cartoon character) Amouse or Joe (insert random food stuffs) Bloggs'

e.g.

Dave 'Optimus' Smith
Alan 'She-rah' Jones
Mike 'Cheesy Peas' Baker
Tom 'Steak and Kidney' Jeffs

[adycav]

It's all a bit



isn't it?

[Thudd]

I have a colleague who is "taking a break from leveraging synergies".
With his tongue firmly in cheek.

[Arese]

adycav said:

It's all a bit



isn't it?

Just a bit.

[Goochie]

anyone else got a good one? 16 minutes and counting............

[chunkymonkey71]

I have been refused bail and subsequently will not be free until...

[funkyrobot]

fk off you fking stupid son of a bh waggling tt??

[*Raz*]

theaxe said:

"If you are reading this I'm already dead














... happy to be out of the office. See you Monday!"

Edited by theaxe on Thursday 26th February 13:44

lol!!

Edited by *Raz* on Thursday 26th February 16:51