Chickens & Eggs?

[schmalex]

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

[bigTee]

Fadge.

[CedGTV]

Snatch.

[ipwn]

Thought this was going to be about which came first

[Fex2005]

This is why i love PH......

[Nobody You Know]

schmalex said:

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

You're either Ali G or an idiot.

I don't see any yellow clothes or a Renault 5GTT in your profile so.....

[Albert Bridge]

When I was a kid someone told me that eggs were chicken's periods

[sstein]

ipwn said:

Thought this was going to be about which came first

Well obviously it was the egg..

It's evolution. Something that wasn't a chicken as we know it, but was very, very close to being a chicken laid an egg and it's offspring was very slightly different to it's parent. That change gave it an advantage and it was naturally selected. It survived to lay eggs and passed on its genetic makeup to it's offspring.. over a long, long time it became a chicken as we know it.



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Stuart

[Shaw Tarse]

Albert Bridge said:

When I was a kid someone told me that eggs were chicken's periods

It's true

[LMC]

That is a great question ! Of all the hens rear ends I've parted, only one or two have had obvious front and back bottoms, the rest of them were very difficult to differentiate from

[Shaw Tarse]

LMC said:

That is a great question ! Of all the hens rear ends I've parted, only one or two have had obvious front and back bottoms, the rest of them were very difficult to differentiate from

[bigTee]

Shaw Tarse said:

LMC said:

That is a great question ! Of all the hens rear ends I've parted, only one or two have had obvious front and back bottoms, the rest of them were very difficult to differentiate from

+1!

[LukeBird]

schmalex said:

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

They have a 'all-in-one' hole so they lay eggs and crap from the same place..
They do quite a lot of the former, and a hideous amount of the latter...!

[The Moose]

schmalex said:

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

This one line sums up the P&P perfectly!! I love it

[Pferdestarke]

Fury axe wound. With a bit of poo for lube

[Jasandjules]

schmalex said:

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

Well, someone has to ask, and I'm stupid enough to do it. WHY?

[Grumpy old git]

schmalex said:

Do hens lay eggs out of their fanny or their bum?

Thank you, I needed a laugh.

[Uncle Fester]

LMC said:

That is a great question ! Of all the hens rear ends I've parted, only one or two have had obvious front and back bottoms, the rest of them were very difficult to differentiate from

If I understand this thread correctly, the OP said.

“Which hole do I take a chicken up?”

Another poster said.

“It’s all the same hole to me”

[Steamer]

I've got few worries about eating either...

...however both on the same plate just seems a little wrong some how

[GTODave]

Albert Bridge said:

When I was a kid someone told me that eggs were chicken's periods

Yup eggs are unfertilized chicken ovulations.