Irritating people on trains

[miniman]

Live action voting here folks... I am sat on a train opposite a woman who has an iPhone and for some bizarre reason she has got it set to beep on every key press. She is currently typing what appears to be the complete works of Shakespeare into the ruddy thing and it is driving me mental. I don't really want to give up my table seat. Shall I rant at her?

Yes, yes, I know, worst poll ever etc.

[G0ldfysh]

Tell her that she needs to practse more that tune sounds crap.

expect an "Eh!! What" in reply.

[172ff]

Pics of the woman?

[Georgiegirl]

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

[MK4 Slowride]

Freak her out, simple.

Say "hey miss, I bet you 50p that I can feel your breasts without touching them."

Then say you only take 75% of her earning for protection.

[Adenauer]

Definitely yes, not a rant, just a polite "would you mind switching the keytone off please. Oh and, fancy a quick shag?"

[Somewhatfoolish]

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

[bracken78]

I had the same problem last night on my train home. Just did the English thing and stared at him, he did then turn of the sound and keep writing.

[Somewhatfoolish]

Adenauer said:

Definitely yes, not a rant, just a polite "would you mind switching the keytone off please. Oh and, fancy a quick shag?"

Although you need to be prepared to show her how to turn it off, I guarantee she won't know how to do it herself.

[Adenauer]

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

Jesus!

[miniman]

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

Beautiful.

Anyway, she has put it away now and is examining some sort of packet of pessary things. Those are flange-related drugs, right? I'm changing seats. The one with the jizz on it sounds preferable to incurring the wrath of Ms. Rancid Wizard's Sleeve.

[Georgiegirl]

I know.


And when he was done he just rubbed it in to the seat.

[theshrew]

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

And you sat and watched lol

[Georgiegirl]

theshrew said:

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

And you sat and watched lol

So anyway......

[thehawk]

theshrew said:

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

And you sat and lapped it all up lol

EFA

[hondafanatic]

Georgiegirl said:

Just be grateful you are not sitting near the man I was on a train last week - he was clearly a bit of a tard (given up using pc terms as they change every 5 seconds anyway) and when his minder went to the loo he proceeded to jack off all over the seat.

Firstly, that wasn't my minder, but they got to the loo before me. Besides, I don't like to use my mobile phone whilst on the train as the 'beep' from the keys annoys people.

[Mr Trophy]

MK4 Slowride said:

Freak her out, simple.

Say "hey miss, I bet you 50p that I can feel your breasts without touching them."

Then say you only take 75% of her earning for protection.

Been there got the T-Shirt Phil?

[Uncle Fester]

Excuse me, but that tune you keep playing, over and over.

What is it called?

[Invisible man]

Georgiegirl said:

I know.


And when he was done he just rubbed it in to the seat.

Public Transport eh.....what's not to like?

[Hub]

What are PH'ers doing on trains? shouldn't they be driving?

I'd just put some headhones on and forget about it!