New life in the UK

[8Ace]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7923356.stm

No, no, ess only for veesit.

[Simpo Two]

"We will not tolerate people coming here to work illegally," said a UK Border Agency spokesman. People wanting to visit the UK must play by the rules. Those who do not are sent back."

Blimey, if only they'd thought of that 10 years ago!

Evidently Mr Mexican didn't know the 'I'll be killed if you send me home' trick.

[evenflow]

busted!

[Chilli]

Sorprises me they still bother to check.

[L4MBOLUV3R]

you watch that on airport all the time! why bring incriminating evidence with you?

[madala]

....he can have my place if he wants...I want out.....

[Snoggledog]

Just pass the chap a rucksack and put him on the circle line.

[cronk-flakes]

Sooo... There is no risk involved really...

It's sort of - 'Have a go, if you get in, well done you! If not, go back and try again!'

[Jasandjules]

Simpo Two said:

"We will not tolerate people coming here to work illegally," said a UK Border Agency spokesman.

Quite right. We want those who come here and don't have any intention of working, but simply would prefer to use the NHS and Benefit systems......

[randomman]

Some Jumped up official said:

"We will not tolerate people coming here to work. They must come here to watch Jeremy Kyle all day, until their whole family arrives (all 56 million of them) then they must recieve giros and NHS treatment until they sue us for breach of their human rights. Then AND ONLY THEN, will they be allowed to get a job. Where they will have to quit and sue them for being racist and then return home healthy millionaires"

Edited by randomman on Wednesday 4th March 14:58

[Pickled Piper]

Did I understand that correctly. He could have stayed in LA but went on to start a new life in Manchester?

pp

[philthy]

madala said:

....he can have my place if he wants...I want out.....

Do you mind? back of the queue please!

[Kaelic]

I would happily do a swap for LA from Manc


He got an email addy? Surley one in and one out rules should be used