Help with fashion to find a nice lady please.

[DeanVRS]

I'm adding my pic in the hope that some of you fellow PH'ers will advise me how to change my styling and dress sense as i've not had much luck getting a date recently....




maybe if i get some black shoes,do you think that will help.

[Snake the Sniper]

Nope, what you need is longer white socks, and some lovely open toed sandals. You'll be fighting them off with a stick!

[rockinatmidnight]

Uh oh, wheres the guy with the photo of the bender foreign chap with the buttocks out?

[ShadownINja]

A bigger bag. You need a bigger bag.

[The Ben]

its the glasses, get some new glasses!!!

[robinhood21]

The Ben said:

its the glasses, get some new glasses!!!

Should have gone to SpecSavers.

[DeanVRS]

maybe i should leave my fat mate at home with the white short sleeve shirt,he's obviously cramping my style.

[The Ben]

looks like a German holiday maker!!!

[Penny-lope]

How the hell does he get those shorts on?

[krallicious]

I'm guesing he may be quite a lonely chap?

[Lost soul]

DeanVRS said:

I'm adding my pic in the hope that some of you fellow PH'ers will advise me how to change my styling and dress sense as i've not had much luck getting a date recently....




maybe if i get some black shoes,do you think that will help.

I dont think there is much more you can do , you should be pushing all the right buttons when it comes to da ladyzz

[mybrainhurts]

How many people, exactly, have you killed...?

[Red Kite]

Penny-lope said:

How the hell does he get those shorts on?

Envy the lucky lady who gets to peel them off

[Lost soul]

It is what you have in your bag the makes me nervous

[gazza_3]

Its the hair, you need to spike it up a bit. Other than that your fine.

[bridgdav]

Its not a fashion problem.. Stop hanging around with Alexei Sayle.

[pete cobra]

you need to leave the zimmer frame in your cell

[Simpo Two]

You are Cliff Richard AICMFP.

[Swilly]

Penny-lope said:

How the hell does he get those shorts on?

He put them on when he was 16... and has since grown into them !!

[Rollin]

I think he looks kinda cool.

You need balls to go out dressing like that and he's got 'em.
Granted, they're small ones but he's still got 'em!