For the ladies of PH can you choose which man to save you?
For the ladies of PH can you choose which man to save you?
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Kylie

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4,391 posts

273 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Ok picture this you’re out enjoying your pride and joy blasting along on a rural country road, when you get a flat tyre. You pull over a bit gutted and get out of the car. You then notice further up the road some horrible biker gang pulls up ahead staking you and your car out. Horrified of the possible consequences you reach for your mobile to ring anyone for help to get you out of here. But then noticing your battery is low and your prepay account only has enough credit to send off one txt. You then think ok one guy to save me. You look through your “A” list contacts because you are a celebrity in your own right biggrin and quickly scroll through the following pics to choose knowing they will be there because they are all desperately in love with you and hover over your every move. hehe

Do you tell George to bring the chopper, lift the car out, pay off the bikers and whisk me off to a secret resort for champagne and dinner afterwards?


Get Daniel to bring the bond car, blow up the enemies, fix puncture and chase him back to the beach for a midnight skinny dip and Martini Cocktails


Perhaps call on Brad to arrive in the 58 Corvette convertible, smooth talk the bikers to FO and fix the puncture. Take car home and drive off into sunset in the Vett with Brad.


Leonardo to help you make a run for it into the bushes? Candle lid hunting lodge, open wood stoked fire and large shaggy rug to relax on


Lastly Tom Cruise, Matt Damon, Van, Neo, Russel Crowe and Aragorn all could save you and pick off the bikers in cold blood. They all have plans for you later too wink







So who is it to be ladies or those men who are that way inclined. You can only choose one. Tomorrow you can have another if you get your self in another sticky situation.

Swilly

9,699 posts

290 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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You forgot me in that list...


... i'd be the guy driving past, honking the horn at you daydreaming in the middle of the road then swerving to hit the puddle that splashes you........ rofl

Mobile Chicane

21,555 posts

228 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Sod all of those simpering metrosexuals - I reckon Cara Van Man would be pretty handy in a crisis. :-)

Ace-T

8,138 posts

271 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Fix the puncture myself and go chat to the bikers about bikes. We are not all simpering helpless weaklings you know. wink

Trace smile

But for the record, after I have fixed my car and made friends with the biker gang I would go pick up Viggo. cloud9

Fallen Angel

2,317 posts

225 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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scratchchin

I shall take my chances with the biker gang thank you because none of those up there or the scenario's do it for me rolleyes

angel

Kylie

Original Poster:

4,391 posts

273 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Well its quite clear us PH ladies can change a tyre but if someone can bail you out and the bikers are rubbing their hands, they wont be making friends with you.....so pointless trying eek

Come on wheres the spirit ladies wink

Kylie

Original Poster:

4,391 posts

273 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Swilly said:
You forgot me in that list...


... i'd be the guy driving past, honking the horn at you daydreaming in the middle of the road then swerving to hit the puddle that splashes you........ rofl
Thats why your not on the list??

hehe

Carreauchompeur

18,201 posts

220 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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[/Teamamerica] Matt Damon! [/Teamamericafkyeah]

Mobile Chicane

21,555 posts

228 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Kylie said:
Well its quite clear us PH ladies can change a tyre but if someone can bail you out and the bikers are rubbing their hands, they wont be making friends with you.....so pointless trying eek

Come on wheres the spirit ladies wink
Aha. I see - a gratuitous opportunity to post pictures of hunky chaps. I raise you Sean Bean. Phwooaargghhh. cloud9




cs02rm0

13,814 posts

207 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
Sod all of those simpering metrosexuals - I reckon Cara Van Man would be pretty handy in a crisis. :-)
hehe

BungalowBill

77 posts

211 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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This thread is blatantly sexist. The fellas wouldn't post stuff like this. Disgusting.

Snake the Sniper

2,544 posts

217 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Kylie said:
Well its quite clear us PH ladies can change a tyre but if someone can bail you out and the bikers are rubbing their hands, they wont be making friends with you.....so pointless trying eek

Come on wheres the spirit ladies wink
Who says the PH ladies want to be friends? Perhaps they like it rough...... wink

PS, just how old is that pic of Sean Bean? Isn't he about 90 by now?!

Ikemi

8,562 posts

221 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Carreauchompeur][/Teamamerica] Matt Damon! [/Teamamericafkyeah said:
roflroflrofl

If only Elisha Cuthbert was stuck at the side of the road ... I'd give her a hand! cloud9

E31Shrew

5,953 posts

208 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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What a bunch of jibbers

Rach*

8,824 posts

232 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Mmmm Sean Bean, a proper Yorkshire man lick


Otherwise, all of them except Leonardo - I'm off running at the minute hehe

_Deano

7,413 posts

269 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
Kylie said:
Well its quite clear us PH ladies can change a tyre but if someone can bail you out and the bikers are rubbing their hands, they wont be making friends with you.....so pointless trying eek

Come on wheres the spirit ladies wink
Aha. I see - a gratuitous opportunity to post pictures of hunky chaps. I raise you Sean Bean. Phwooaargghhh. cloud9

what the hell is wrong with his arm?!? he seems a bit limp.

ali_kat

32,081 posts

237 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Kylie said:
the bikers are rubbing their hands, they wont be making friends with you.....so pointless trying eek
What makes you think that? ALL the bikers I know would be coming to the rescue of a lady stranded! (I used to hang out with the local chapter, they might have a 'bad' reputation, but a lady in trouble and they'd be there to help) Plus they were hunkier than any of those you mentioned!! hehe

sleep envy

62,260 posts

265 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Mobile Chicane said:
Sod all of those simpering metrosexuals - I reckon Cara Van Man would be pretty handy in a crisis. :-)
rubbish, he won't have a mobile in his baccy tin

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

237 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Jason Statham please biggrin

Nolar Dog

8,786 posts

211 months

Wednesday 4th March 2009
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Of all those pictured... Brad. Just so I could get Angelina's number. wink