What would you do

[UncappedTag]

Picture the scene. On the train minding my own business fella sat beside me happy as larry reading his Private Eye. Starts to nod off still holding it. Embarassingly his grip lets got landing it on my lap.
Do I
1 slap him over the head with it, telling him yo keep to his own side?
2 hold onto it which may lead him to think I've knicked it when he wakes up?
3 hide it so he either thinks hes been robbed or basically believes he is losing his mind thinking he must have dreamt getting it out.
4 sneak it on top of his bag that's on his lap risking either touching his hand or him waking up mid way through trying to place it

[Harry Flashman]

Wow. The decisions you have to make.

Personally, I'd replace it with a p0rn mag.

[Ron Burgundy]

5. Get up and walk off

[GTIR]

Harry Flashman said:

Wow. The decisions you have to make.

Personally, I'd replace it with a p0rn mag.

Ah Mr Flashman. You nothing if not predictable.

I like!

[Tim Mosley]

Rip the last page out and place it on top of his bag.

[matt uk]

I would have done the Englishman thing - coughed loudly in his direction and then when he stirred with a jolt would apologise and say 'sorry mate'.

[sleep envy]

6. put £5 behind his ear

[Mr Fenix]

Err, just pick it up. Put it back on his lap or the fold down table, magazine pocket infront of him.

Does Flashman always have a porno mag handy ?

[Princess_S]

I'd post about the whole episode on a popular motoring website.

[sday12]

get out your fella and get a freebie?

[Harry Flashman]

Mr Fenix said:

Err, just pick it up. Put it back on his lap or the fold down table, magazine pocket infront of him.

Does Flashman always have a porno mag handy ?

Who doesn't?

[LotusACBC]

6) take your cack out and put in his hand LOL no, actually thats pretty gay

[Scraggles]

would carry on reading it

[parapaul]

LotusACBC said:

6) take your cack out and put in his hand LOL no, actually thats pretty gay

Hmmm... LotusACBC in scat fetish shocker

[sstein]

If you could replace it with a completely different magazine that would be even better! Like vogue or "Hello"

He would wake up properly confused.

[chevy-stu]

set light to it ?

[Sheets Tabuer]

I was this man once, I was supposed to get off in coventry but woke up in leeds, leave him bea he will learn.