Always use magic when stealing a car...

[Brianamal]

http://failblog.org/2009/02/22/suspect-fail/

[Lost soul]

Hmmmmmmmmm Nigerians , a slippery lot

[Mr Fenix]

Wonder if all the nigerians who email me with incredible opportunities of wealth are doing this?

[kartmaster4213]

Lmao
The word brilliant takes on a whole new meaning.

[Funk]

You've got to be kidding!

[Brianamal]

I laughed out loud

It's always the goat..

[Lost soul]

Brianamal said:

I laughed out loud

It's always the goat..

You may well laugh about it , but can you ever be sure it was not the Goat

[jammy_basturd]

Oh come on, this is P&P and not one person has made an 'escape goat' joke yet!!

[Funk]

jammy_basturd said:

Oh come on, this is P&P and not one person has made an 'escape goat' joke yet!!

Forgive me brother, for I have punned.

[A1GOY]

jammy_basturd said:

'escape goat'

That's something a certain soon to be ex-resident of Bermondsey would say.

I want a magic goat. And an Aston. Hmmmm...

[Brianamal]

And then even more info: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaan...

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_artic...

Second to last sentence

[Funk]

It's frankly amazing that people can actually believe this stuff. It makes them seem completely backward, almost like they're from a bygone age.

Yet they can still pull off 419 scams for millions. Strange.

[Scraggles]

recall a comment awhile back that the african continent is 500 years behind the west, but we gave them modern guns....

bit like the rumour that men infected with aids will become magically cured by having sex with virgins and now lots of children infected as they running out of virgins

[Brianamal]

Scraggles said:

recall a comment awhile back that the african continent is 500 years behind the west, but we gave them modern guns....

bit like the rumour that men infected with aids will become magically cured by having sex with virgins and now lots of children infected as they running out of virgins

oh my

[gamefreaks]

jammy_basturd said:

Oh come on, this is P&P and not one person has made an 'escape goat' joke yet!!

11/10. Unfortunatly, you now owe me a new laptop as this one has coffee in it. Where do I send the bill?

[HereBeMonsters]

Funk said:

It's frankly amazing that people can actually believe this stuff. It makes them seem completely backward, almost like they're from a bygone age.

Yet they can still pull off 419 scams for millions. Strange.

But they do. Literally they do. They *want* to believe it as well. When I lived there, there was a great story about how a school teacher had been taking a boy home via the market to his mother, he turned around the boy was gone.
What was there, was a slightly soiled yam. Of course, this meant someone had performed JuJu, and the boy had been turned into a yam.

There was actually a headline in the national newspaper "This Day", which read "BOY TURNED INTO YAM TUBER". I forget the article verbatim, but basically it recounted the story, and ended with "Police believe the boy returned home himself, as he was found with his mother that evening. He has no recollection of being transformed into yam."