fact or fiction
Discussion
Road Hog said:
wolf1 said:
Roughly about the same time that you start getting headaches instead of her.
(how come theres always something on tv, when they have other ideas)Wifey: I'm going up are you coming? (obviously displaying the ‘it's on a plate’ look/sign)
Hubby: Yeah I'll be up in a bit once this has finished. (you are male and the only signs you notice are the ones at the side of the road indicating the speed limit)
You eventually retire to the boudoir to find wifey wearing enough night clothes to keep an eskimo warm, whilst radiating an aura of 'you are well and truly in the smelly stuff'
Road Hog said:
in general men tend to loose there sex drive as they age,
and the opposite is true of women ,
question is at what age do women turn "horny"
Nope. and the opposite is true of women ,
question is at what age do women turn "horny"
Men tend to lose interest in sex with their wife as she gets older and wrinklier, and the wife then tends to act more interested in sex, as, true to all women, they see men as blind sexual machines who will f
k anything, any time they are offered, and thus she sees it as a way to get things from a hubby who has no interest in her or hers any more.
Wife: Coming to bed big boy?
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
Paddy_n_Murphy said:
funkyrobot said:
Wife: Coming to bed big boy?
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
Paddy_n_Murphy said:
funkyrobot said:
Wife: Coming to bed big boy?
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
Chap: Hang on love, there's a thread called 'fact or fiction' on PH and it's on fire!
Wife: Better get some water then.
Chap: Don't be silly, I mean 'on fire' as in great/popular/many replies etc.
Wife: I'm not being silly, you are always on that silly computer playing games or pasting on engine sheds, or whatever that silly car forum is.
Chap: Silly, you called PH silly?
Wife: Yeah I did. And I bet you only use it to talk to women.
Chap: What do you mean? Its a bloody car forum.
Wife: Oh, sure it is (taps fingers on back of chair), a 'car' forum. Full of women laying over car bonnets i'll bet!
Chap: Look love, its a thread about fact or fiction, it relates to literature and how some authors hide political 'digs' in their stories.
Wife: I bet you are just showing me a clean thread.
Chap: No look (flicking through other threads).
Wife: (Looking as if she is interested but just trying to catch him out). Oh I see. What's that mean? (pointing to screen).
Chap: (Dismayed) what?
Wife: Kick her back doors in.
Chap: Bugger.
The moral of this story? PH is better than sex (to some people).
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