Someones blown a gasket (eBay)

[Morningside]

Check the Q&A section. Slightly 18 cert. due to half shown breasts.

http://cgi.ebay.com/YELLOW-MOTOROLA-XTS-5000-VHF-I...

Very odd response.

Edited by Morningside on Monday 9th March 19:25

[PhantomHumper]

Haha nice.

[Carreauchompeur]

eBay lunatic said:

AND 1 MORE TIP SO TO SPEAK BE REAL CAREFUL IF YOU AND SUSAN ARE PLAYING NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW? I BIT HER BOOBIE & SHE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

Odd.

[RemaL]

WFT indeed

[Teppic]

Carreauchompeur said:

eBay lunatic said:

AND 1 MORE TIP SO TO SPEAK BE REAL CAREFUL IF YOU AND SUSAN ARE PLAYING NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW? I BIT HER BOOBIE & SHE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

Odd.

Not really. If you read it fully (and I appreciate it is difficult when it's all written in CAPS - I was struggling to make sense of it too) then you'll realise that Susan is a blow-up doll.

[mattley]

Truly astonishing but for some reason made me properly laugh.

[TheEnd]

All caps 9/10
Baseless argument 10/10
Poor spelling 5/10
Profanity 2/10
Personal insults 8/10

overall 68%

A decent rant, but needs more swearing.

[Carreauchompeur]

Teppic said:

Carreauchompeur said:

eBay lunatic said:

AND 1 MORE TIP SO TO SPEAK BE REAL CAREFUL IF YOU AND SUSAN ARE PLAYING NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW? I BIT HER BOOBIE & SHE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

Odd.

Not really. If you read it fully (and I appreciate it is difficult when it's all written in CAPS - I was struggling to make sense of it too) then you'll realise that Susan is a blow-up doll.

Of course, it's all perfectly sensible and sane. Silly me

[rfisher]

Shirly the only really stupid thing the seller did was to post his reply on the listing, instead of keeping it between himself and the guy complaining about copyright?

No?

[Wacky Racer]

Reply said:-

HELLO TO YOU GOD OF ALL E PHOTO'S That was a VERY MANLY WAY TO HANDEL THIS ..I'LL BET YOUR A REAL MAN'S MAN......I GOT THIS FROM GOOGLE ON THE IMAGES PAGE AND YOUR THE FIRST AND ONLY (PERSON MAN-BOY-WOMAN-CHILD) TO EVER CLAIM OWNERSHIP OF SOMETHING WITH NO WATER MARK ON IT.... I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT YOU ARTSY FARTSY PHOTO ART TYPES WATER MARKED THEIR WORK AS ONE OF THE VERY FIRST THINGS THEY DID. I HAVE LOOKED HERE ON eBay and all over the net and I have not found this pic'S with ANYONES WATER MARK ON IT SO I'D JUST LIKE TO GO ON RECORD AND SAY THAT ALL THE OTHER PIC'S ON THE NET THAT ARE NOT WATER MARKED ARE FROM NOW ON MY PROPERTY!!!!! THIS IS COOL TAKING CREDIT FOR SOMETHING I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ..SHOW ME YOUR WATER MARK AND I'LL BE MORE THAN HAPY TO TAKE IT DOWN. I'M SURE GETTING THAT "ESCORT" TO COME TO YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND GO DOWN IN THAT DARK BASEMENT MUST HAVE COST YOU A PRETTY PENNY SO I UNDERSTAND YOUR FRUSTRATION. BUT I'M SURE SHE GOT OVER IT ONCE SHE REALIZED THAT YOU WERE JUST A HARMLESS RADIO GEEK AND ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WAS TAKE PICTUERS OF HER WITH RADIOS CRAMED BETWEEN HER BOOBIES AND NOT HAVE TO HAVE SEX WUTH YOU...EVEN FOR THE 30 SECONDS IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN. IS THAT WHAT'S REALLY BOTHERING YOU OR IS IT THAT E SELL MORE IN 2 MONTHS THAN YOU HAVE IN 7 TEARS THAT'S GOT TO BE A PISSER TOO. DON'T WORRY WERE STILL COOL LIKE i SAID I UNDERSTAND YOUR PROBLEMS.YOUR LIKE FEELS LIKE IT IN THE CRAPPER YOU MOMS IS LOOKING LIKE SHE GONNA OUT LIVE YOU AND HOW CAN YOU SCORE CHICKS DOWN IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT. FROM ONE BUDDY TO ANOTHER BUDDY MAY I RECCOMEND YOU INVEST IN AN INFLATABLE SUSAN YOU NEVER HAVE TO BUY HER DINER OR DRINKS AND IF YOU GET MY DRIFT (WINK..WINK ) SHE A SURE THING ...NEVER SAYS NO AND CAN KEEP QUIET WHEN YOUR MOMS OPENS UP THE DOOR LEADING DOWN TO THE BASEMENT (OH I MEAN YOUR LITTLE HOUSE OF LOVE oH AND 1 MORE TIP SO TO SPEAK BE REAL CAREFUL IF YOU AND SUSAN ARE PLAYING NEAR AN OPEN WINDOW? I BIT HER BOOBIE & SHE FLEW OUT THE WINDOW

[Hyperion]

The seller has a point...nearly all Men who are into photography are a bit...weird.