What to do with a captured pirate?

[Dr John]

Interesting.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/7932205.stm

I think Guantanamo Bay may have some vacancies soon. Perhaps the ship owners should all pay a premium to keep it open to house covicted pirates. It would be cheap[er than paying ransoms.

[JagLover]

Make them walk the plank?

[215cu]

Make the fker walk the plank with a 50kg of scrap metal tied to his ankles.

Call it on the job training.....

[ZR1cliff]

Keel haul ye buggers.

[Tunku]

JagLover said:

Make them walk the plank?

ARRRRRR !

[whitechief]

Get Marvin D Bombthebds on the case.

[ALawson]

Early in the morning!

[plasticpig]

Dont captuer them in the first place is the answer. A few rounds from the 4.5 inch gun should solve the problem admirably.

[SLCZ3]

iirc, piracy is still a hanging offence.

[Chris_w666]

I love PH pirate threads.

[Gargamel]

No, we need all the pirates we can get. I have seen a scientific study which plots the decline in pirate numbers with a rise in CO2 in the atmosphere

Prevent further global warming by saving pirates

[Carreauchompeur]

plasticpig said:

Dont captuer them in the first place is the answer. A few rounds from the 4.5 inch gun should solve the problem admirably.

Absolutely! Simples, as Aleksander Orlov would say.

Much like those chaps who ripped off the supertanker. Oh, wait, no, their getaway boat mysteriously sank with loss of everyone on board.

[Bushmaster]

Hang them at Execution Dock, coat their body in tar, arr-arr and let them stay there until they rots to nothing and their bones falls into the briny.

It worked last time, why not now?

[OJ]

That depends on whether he's a jolly, pegged legged pirate who loves his plunder, or a murdering savage... the pegged leg git would probably be able to get off on mitigating circumstances brought about by the loss of his leg to the armed forces that caught him, and make a tidy loot from the compensation claim

[GingerWizard]

Tunku said:

JagLover said:

Make them walk the plank?

ARRRRRR !

AARRRRRRRRRRRRRR !

[Bushmaster]

Woold them, arr.

Woolding was a form of torture practiced by pirates hereabouts, particularly Captain Morgan's buccaneers.

There's none what likes a good woolding, arr.

Edited by Bushmaster on Tuesday 10th March 18:53

[Martial Arts Man]

Take your pick?

What shall we do with a captured sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?

Hoo–ray/Wey–hey/Heave-ho and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Make him walk the plank and swim at sea, (3x)
Early in the morning!
or
Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Keep him there and make him bale 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the grog barrel til he's pickled, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Soak him in oil til he's grown flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Keelhaul him til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Keelhaul him and pass the bottle, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x)
Early in the morning!
or
Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×)
Early in the morning
or
Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put a bag over his head and kick him in the bks, (3x)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×)
Early in the morning!
or
Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!


That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning

[Nobody You Know]

I wish I was a pirate.

edited to add picture;



Cool........

Edited by Nobody You Know on Tuesday 10th March 19:21

[Jsys]

Nobody You Know said:

I wish I was a pirate.

Click Me

Edited by Jsys on Tuesday 10th March 19:26