Is it time to reach for the tin foil?
Is it time to reach for the tin foil?
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mel

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10,168 posts

291 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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So, various "security experts" have now gone on record as saying it's no longer an if it's a when london will be hit by a terrorist atrocity, the banking sector is already in crisis, Noel Watson is predicting the end of civilisation as we know it, and we've still got a labout government and the replacement bunch look like they'll be pretty much as weak and useless.

Looking at the first option lets guess at the worst case scenario (that I can think of anyway) and that's a dirty bomb in the square mile rendering the entire area un usable for hundreds of years, that would take out pretty much all of the countries economic power in one sweep and create a situation beyond my worst nightmares. But really what would happen to normal everyday life then? I live 40 mile from the city and as long as I was lucky with the winds would be pretty safe I guess but would we really see a complete break down of law and order? would we see civil war of christian against muslim? troops on the streets (not that we have many left in the UK)? Complete economic collapse meaning that the banking system breaks down, people don't get paid, can't then pay for what they need and turn to looting/theft/violence?

But really I suppose the question is should I fill out the shot gun license application sitting on my dining room table, I have no real interest in going clay pidgeon shooting but could possible see in the next ten years a time when I would want one (or two) and 200 rounds, and when the time becomes obvious it'll be too late.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

265 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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mel said:
Looking at the first option lets guess at the worst case scenario (that I can think of anyway) and that's a dirty bomb in the square mile rendering the entire area un usable for hundreds of years, that would take out pretty much all of the countries economic power in one sweep and create a situation beyond my worst nightmares.
shadow offices would come on-line for exactly that contingency

GTIR

24,741 posts

282 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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shout HE'S A WITCH!

NoelWatson

11,710 posts

258 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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mel said:
Noel Watson is predicting the end of civilisation as we know it,
I'm not. We've had depressions before and survived, and I believe we will get through this one given time, but it won't happen overnight.

esselte

14,626 posts

283 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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sleep envy said:
mel said:
Looking at the first option lets guess at the worst case scenario (that I can think of anyway) and that's a dirty bomb in the square mile rendering the entire area un usable for hundreds of years, that would take out pretty much all of the countries economic power in one sweep and create a situation beyond my worst nightmares.
shadow offices would come on-line for exactly that contingency
Yep,don't the companies in the city have disaster recovery contingencies...?

Mark.H

5,789 posts

222 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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hangon, No more Brown, none of his mates to fill his boots, no more G-Wizz's, No more tts with stupid "RA-RA" voices on their phones walking about in suits shouting down the phone how awesome they are... Bombs away I say!

sleep envy

62,260 posts

265 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Mark.H said:
hangon, No more Brown, none of his mates to fill his boots, no more G-Wizz's, No more tts with stupid "RA-RA" voices on their phones walking about in suits shouting down the phone how awesome they are... Bombs away I say!
nono

no more city drinks

prand

6,213 posts

212 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Blimey. I imagine you have no recollection of most of 100 years?

For most of the last century (and probably going back 1000 of years too) the world has seen holocaust, nuclear bombs used in anger, the cold war, mods vs rockers, the IRA, Black September, Biafra, Vietnam, Cambodia etc etc

AND YET WE'RE STILL HERE!

IT's going to take a bit more than just a dirty bomb in the City to have much of an effect on the human race.

Orb the Impaler

1,881 posts

206 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Someone blows up "The City".

Errr... last time I looked That London wasn't the only city in the UK. In the event the impact would be global so it wouldn't just be us that's fooked.


MK4 Slowride

10,028 posts

224 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Yeah, but even the Terrorists don't want Birmingham as the next capital as that means they'd have to visit the place to bomb it.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

265 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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I nominate Coventry to be the target for theattack

the terrorists can then finish off a job started some 65 years ago

Fuzzy Wuzzy

623 posts

206 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Dirty bomb is a myth, I remember the theory behind it being debunked in the BBC programme called 'The Power of Nightmares'.

I strongly suggest you have a look at the film if possible, very good documentary on how to keep the citizens of the Western world occupied with 'bogey-men' as a pretext to do whatever the hell they like.

B17NNS

18,506 posts

263 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Meanwhile in other news, a small nuclear device detonated in the Stoke-on-Trent area has caused millions of pounds worth of improvements.

blueyes

4,799 posts

268 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Dirty bomb in the city?

Why bother?

Just crash a few cars on all the main motorways, if possible on bridges above railways and the whole country will shut down.

Failing that, all they need to do is to find some way of making 1 inch of snow fall.

Parrot of Doom

23,075 posts

250 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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mel said:
Looking at the first option lets guess at the worst case scenario (that I can think of anyway) and that's a dirty bomb in the square mile rendering the entire area un usable for hundreds of years
A dirty bomb would be cleaned up in a week or so. Faster if it rained.

Hyperion

16,195 posts

216 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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mel said:
But really I suppose the question is should I fill out the shot gun license application sitting on my dining room table, I have no real interest in going clay pidgeon shooting but could possible see in the next ten years a time when I would want one (or two) and 200 rounds, and when the time becomes obvious it'll be too late.
It's not a license to shoot people you know, but I see what you're saying.

hairykrishna

14,064 posts

219 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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mel said:
Looking at the first option lets guess at the worst case scenario (that I can think of anyway) and that's a dirty bomb in the square mile rendering the entire area un usable for hundreds of years,
This is an entirely unrealistic scenario. Dirty bombs are incredibly overhyped; the amount of radioactive material you would need to render the square mile unusable would be huge. The bomb needed to disperse it would need to be correspondingly enormous.
Dispersing radioactive material as an area denial tactic is fraught with difficulty and remarkably ineffective. That's why no military has ever considered such a weapon beyond initial tests. When we tested them (60's?) we concluded that, for a more effective weapon, you'd be better off just using more explosives.

I'd also suggest that if this is the worst scenario you can come up with you show a startling lack of imagination. Detonation of a fission bomb would be considerably more impressive for a start. How about a biological weapon? Both unlikely but not impossible.


AlexKP

16,484 posts

260 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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So... dirty bomb in the city, rendering it unusable for a year or two, the FTSE is suspended, a load more incompetent financial "experts" are out of massively overpaid jobs....

Hmmm....

...And this is a disaster why?

hehe

Seems to me any terrorist attack would struggle to fk things up as much as our senior bankers have...

Fittster

20,120 posts

229 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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MK4 Slowride said:
Yeah, but even the Terrorists don't want Birmingham as the next capital as that means they'd have to visit the place to bomb it.
Can I just point out that most of them currently leave there.

Martial Arts Man

6,663 posts

202 months

Wednesday 11th March 2009
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Fittster said:
MK4 Slowride said:
Yeah, but even the Terrorists don't want Birmingham as the next capital as that means they'd have to visit the place to bomb it.
Can I just point out that most of them currently leave there.
yes

All the predominantly Muslim areas in Brum are very very close to the city centre....therefore I conclude we're safe!

paperbag