Wed Caption Comp

[Moose1978]

...apparantly those are his daughters on the right

[AlexKP]

Moose1978 said:

...apparantly those are his daughters on the right

- Seconds later Bernie's smile turned to horror as I revealed I'd "had" them all...

[gamefreaks]

"Hey there, sweet thing. How old are you?"
"Sixteen."
"Eighteen? You're a first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is going. Giggedy giggedy gigg-e-dy."

[randomman]

"No I have never had sex with tall blonde german women in exchange for money"

[Silent1]

[dibbers006]

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

[J-Skid]

Moose1978 said:

...apparantly those are his daughters on the right

At last, proof that having shed loads of cash doesn't get you everything.....

[Owain]

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

[randomman]

Owain said:

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

silent1 said:

"I get wood for sheep covered in mud... slap me"

[SS HSV]

Owain said:

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

Certainly. The picture is of Bernie Eccccccccclestone and his 3 daughters. The OP would like you to write a caption in your own words

[Silent1]

randomman said:

Owain said:

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

silent1 said:

"I get wood for sheep covered in mud... slap me"

Almost

I



Would


You


Dirty

Slapper

[Blukoo]

randomman said:

Owain said:

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

silent1 said:

"I get wood for sheep covered in mud... slap me"

Is that a commonly used phrase? I've never heard it...

Or have i missed something and i'm being incredibly stupid?
It wouldn't be the first time.

[Owain]

Silent1 said:

randomman said:

Owain said:

Silent1 said:

Pictures...

Anyone care to translate? It's been a long day!

silent1 said:

"I get wood for sheep covered in mud... slap me"

Almost

I

Would

You

Dirty

Slapper

Makes sense now, I got: I Would You Mud Slap, hence the confusion!

[stormin]

The one on the right has a striking resemblance to Patsy Kensit.

[A1GOY]

"Call me 'Daddy'"

[Cotty]

Remins me of a joke

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never
been better! "he boasted. "I've married an 18 year old blonde who's pregnant and having my child! What do
you think about that?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
He never missed a season. But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. When he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No."

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..."replied the doctor.

[NDA]

Moose1978 said:

'On hearing that 'uncle Max' was busy in court, the family were able to relax'

[Jasandjules]

Evidence that tall, beautiful women don't go for short ugly rich blokes finally arrives.

[MartG]

BIANCO said:

Moose1978 said:

...apparantly HE THINKS those are his daughters on the right

Edited by BIANCO on Wednesday 11th March 17:07

Yes - my immediate thought was "who's the daddy ?"

[LotusACBC]

"Mr. Magoo walked around for decades with a smirk on his face and no one knew why until this picture was taken. As it turns out, he does not believe in eye level - only breast level"